Problem Resolution
2009-07-18 03:01:00 Bonnie Bod has been locked up again. It was really very simple to eliminate her as a problem. After having extracted a confession from Gladstone, Jack Bauer style, I called Pangbourn and told him that Bonnie Bod had tried to breech our network for the purposes of Terrorist activities again. I told him I had no hard evidence of this, but I did have strong suspicions. That was good enough for him. Pangbourn then called Homeland Security again and told them that Bonnie Bod had tried to breech our network for the purposes of Terrorist activities again. He told them that he had no hard evidence of this, but he did have strong suspicions. That was good enough for them. Bonnie Bod has once again been taken into custody for covert terrorist activities. Unfortunately, they will not be able to take her to Guantanamo Bay this time. Gladstone has been put on probation. He is not allowed to fuck any User who has not been approved by The User Pool committee, which is chaired by ...
By: The User Pool
Jack X
2009-07-11 23:40:00 Gladstone found himself in the backseat of his own car with a hood over his head so that he wouldn't know where Kessler and I were taking him. I made it a white hood, just to inject a little sardonic humor into the situation. He didn't find it funny. When I pulled the hood off, he found himself tied to a chair in Chelsea the Intern's living room. "Okay, very funny guys," he said. "It's real amusing." Chelsea the Intern brought out a bag, then started placing the items in the bag on the table next to him. "You think this is amusing?" I asked. The items she placed on the table were: Curling Iron Spatula HD cable Toothpick Spoon Purple dildo the size of my fist Gladstone looked up at me, rolled his eyes. I hovered around Gladstone for a moment, just to make him sweat. He was calm though. Like he didn't fear pain or death. Or couldn't imagine what I was capable of. "You know what we want," I said. "Make it easy on yourself... Or I use one of those o...
By: The User Pool
Kiefer Sutherland Really Jack Bauer
2009-05-09 06:46:00 As most of everyone knows by know "Keifer Sutherland" is at it again. We all remember the YouTube videos of him jumping into a Christmas tree drunk. On the other hand if you think about it in FOX's "24" when was jack actually paid for his work? Probably only season 1.Only reason I laugh at his latest escapade is because he thought he was standing up for "Brook Sheilds". Of all people it's not like there's anything to gain from that besides being on FOX's "TMZ". If you don't know what I'm talking about I'll fill you in real quick. Basically he head butted fashion designer "Jack McCollough" at a shindig. Brooke has told friends she was indeed "jostled" by McCollough just before the headbutting, though she says it was "no big deal." Brooke says after McCollough made contact with her she fell, but not all the way to the ground. She doesn't believe it was intentional. If you ask me if Kiefer was drunk or not, defending any person no matter how messed up from pills they look is st...
By: TVs Best
Jack Bauer se muda a Nueva York para la Octava y Ultima Temporada
2009-05-05 18:53:00 A pocas semanas del final de la Septima Temporada de 24, la cual ha mantenido vigente al super agente Jack Bauer, luego de una decepcionante temporada 6 y una pelicula para teelvision que sirvio de antesala a la actual temporada, pero que igualmente dejo un sabor amargo en muchos fanaticos.gracias a los guionistas, esta temporada le dio nuevos aires a la serie, renovandola maravillosamente y emocionando al publico, cuando y todo parecia repetitivo. La Octava temporada de 24 se estrenara en el 2010 ya se ha confirmado que jack Bauer salvará de nuevo al mundo en la octava temporada desde la ciudad de Nueva York. La popular serie de la cadena FOX, que abandonó Los Angeles por Washington esta temporada, ambientará su octava entrega en la Gran Manzana, según informa EW.com. La nueva temporada tiene previsto empezar a rodarse a finales de esta primavera, de manera que cuando comience su emisión en enero de 2010, ya tendrá rodada buena parte de sus...
Comment on From Axeley?s Photostream ?The Teenagers et Jack Bauer? by B-fiz
2008-05-31 15:59:00 I just ordered a sweet Jack Bauer for President shirt from www.PantherTees.com. They have a bunch of Jack Bauer stuff. They said not to tell anyone, but here is a 10% discount code, pts10 (it is case sensitive, so copy and paste it). Enjoy!
24H Chrono - Jack Bauer de retour le 23 novembre 2008!
2008-05-16 00:00:00 Alors que la saison 7 de "24" débutera en Janvier 2009, la FOX a annoncé la date du téléfilm événement de 2 heures qui sera proposé cet automne. Suite à la grève des scénaristes, seuls 8 épisodes de la saison 7 avaient pu être produits, obligeant le network à repousser la date de...
By: Eparsa Magazine
What is it with men and torture?
2008-05-07 13:39:00 Hint: It’s not just upbringing and culture. Back in 2005 James Wolcott wrote of torture: “Women may take part — though I imagine it’s rare, and under duress — but only men could devise the intricate and cruel tortures and torture devices that have been inflicted over the centuries.” This is one generalization about women that feminists let slide. Lynndie England of Abu Ghraib fame was a blip on torture’s radar screen and women would like to keep it that way. But what infuses men with the urge to torture? For starters, never underestimate the impact of a hard-ass father. Then there are the tyrannies under which many live where rule by force is the norm. Meanwhile, for those men who live in a democracy like ours (however putative), our cultural cup runneth over with blood from movies like the “Saw” and “Hostel” series and video games like Mortal Kombat and Gods of War. Then, of course, there’s “24,” wh...
It?s Sunday, Why Not Turn Off Your TV?
2008-04-27 19:19:00 This article may seem a little out of place on a blog which spends a good deal of time talking about the old boob tube, but here are 10 good reasons according to Mark Stibich, Ph.D. for turning it off from time to time.
By: Roastfrog.net
Kobe and Cars Collide
2008-04-12 23:14:00 Kobe’s newest shoe ad, which is clearly not fake, features a healthy amount of Turiaf, and some serious jumping skills. For a nice rundown of some of the best shoe ads of all time check out this review at Josh Q. Public SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Kobe and Cars Collide", url: "http://tastybooze.com/2008/04/-kobe-and-cars-collide/" });
Jack Bauer Named Gitmo Torture Idol (Vanity Fair)
2008-04-09 12:47:00 Anyone who's switched on a TV in the past seven years knows how hard Jack Bauer is. Women love him. Men want to be him. But here's a fact you may not of known about him.
By: Roastfrog.net
Jack Bauer?s [24] Quest for a Study Circle
2008-04-01 23:28:00 Das legendäre ungarische Dubbing-Team präsentiert eine neue Produktion — zum Schreien!! Enjoy!
By: BAHA'I EINBLICKE
24
2008-03-23 09:07:00 I am disappointed to hear that the next season of 24 will only be aired in January 2009. Every week I had been clicking the Sky planner to see whether it was due to start. I understand the reason is they want to show the whole season without any breaks so would have to show the season finale in the middle of summer. Now we shall have to wait another 10 months to see Jack Bauer save the world. In the meantime we can satisfy our 24 appetite with 24 DVDs, books, Tshirts on Amazon They also have cool Tshirts with the CTU logo.
Jack Bauer Returns With ?24? 2-Hour Movie Prequel
2008-03-12 14:00:00 As a victim of the WGA Strikes the seventh season of “24″ ended up being cut completely in lieu of trying a half season in the spring and half season in the fall. I think this was the right choice considering how much “24″ relies on its momentum each week to keep audiences tuned ...
By: Wild Bluff Media
FOX 24 PREQUEL Movie for Jack Bauer Keither Sutherland! PREQUEL Movie Speci
2008-03-06 18:47:00 If you love the Fox hit “24″, you are going to be happy about this story. FOX’s “24″ producers are developing a two-hour “prequel”. The purpose is to fill a 2 year gap between season 6 and the future season 7. The movie will aire this fall. Keifer Sutherland will resume production on season 7 in April. Exciting! Source
Jack Bauer Wanna-Be Arrested While Yelling ?He?s A Terrorist!?
2008-02-27 15:00:00 This has to be the funniest sad story I’ve read in awhile. Some drunk kid in Maryland was driving around I-95 ramming into another vehicle and then chased the driver into a building calling after him that he was a terrorist all the while maintaining the he, in fact, was Jack Bauer. You ...
By: Wild Bluff Media
Jack Bauer Screen Saver
2008-02-27 00:00:00 A free high quality Jack Bauer screensaver made by portado.com. Random effects, hi res photos complete with install and uninstall program. You can install it in any computer with Windows XP or higher.
By: Shareware
Wannabe Jack Bauer On The Loose In Maryland
2008-02-22 21:26:00 This story is awesome. Any one who reads this site knows that we are huge fans of Jack Bauer. As of now I am also a huge fan of Edgar Sullivan. According to charging documents, Sullivan was driving his Ford Escape on Interstate 95 last February when he struck Cantoral’s van. Cantoral left the highway and ...
24, Jack Bauer, Not Returning in 2008
2008-02-15 19:58:00 The hit Fox drama 24 won’t be back unfortunately until 2009. Eight episodes had been filmed before the writers’ strike. The network wanted to air a full season, week by week, and start last month, but that’s not happening now. Fox said yesterday that instead the show will begin up again January 2009 and run week by ...
Dammit I forgot about Talk Like Jack Bauer day
2008-01-14 22:09:00 Damnit, it is Talk Like Jack Bauer Day and I totally forgot. Here is a handy FAQ to get you through the day. Dammit!
By: Stix Blog
Even Jack Bauer Can?t Stop iPhone?s March Toward World Domination
2007-12-22 00:00:00 ? and We?ve Got the Ringtone To Prove it!! On the most recent episode of Moonlight the iPhone made y et another television cameo? So let?s check the scorecard ? iPhone on "Moonlight"? check iPhone on "NCIS"? check iPhone on "Bionic Woman"? check iPhone on "Two and a Half Men"? check (can someone ...
Drive Jack Bauer?s Lexus GS 430 (sorta)
2007-12-20 08:47:00 Having only seen bits and pieces of the TV show 24, I didn’t know Jack Bauer drove a Lexus GS 430, but that doesn’t stop me from wanting this RC version of his car: After posting about the die-cast GS 430 last month, I’ve toyed with buying some 1:18 replicas, but better sense has prevailed. But for how long? [Source: Otherland Toys]
Jack B ? Um Sorry Keifer Sutherland Getting Fan Mail In Prison
2007-12-12 17:44:00 This morning starts off with Contessa Brewer on my TV, which is actually a step up from Britney Spears rash covered ass I think. Especially when I mute my television and SILENCE her! Ha HA! In case you haven’t heard, Keifer Sutherland is in jail for 40 days for drinking and driving. The ...
By: U Suxxors.com
Kiefer Sutherland Begins Jail Term - Kiefer Sutherland Video
2007-12-07 06:10:00 Kiefer Sutherland Begins Jail Term - Kiefer Sutherland VideoKiefer Sutherland...known for his role as Jack Bauer began his jail sentence today. Kiefer Sutherland was arrested for drunk driving after leaving a party. He will not serve 24 hours as you might expect, he is serving 48 days.:OThis means that Kiefer Sutherland will spend his Christmas behind bars.
By: The Clever Cynic
Jack Bauer goes to jail?like that could hold him
2007-12-06 23:19:00 The government thought they finally won. Despite saving America six times in six days, Jack Bauer was a wanted man and ended up going to jail last night because of some trumped up DUI charges. He was using one of his aliases, "Keifer Sutherland", at the time of the arrest, but it wasn't a very good cover apparently. I mean, everyone knows 6 Zoom(s)
Jack Bauer Saves The World, No Seriously
2007-11-28 16:15:00 Some people are addicted to heroin. Some people are addicted to gambling. I am addicted to 24. You might not suspect that a peace loving, Geneva Convention supporting vegan would purposely skip work and cancel dates just for a weekly fix of Jack Bauer saving the world, but you know what they say about judging a book by its cover. So ...
By: Ecorazzi
Mike Huckabee Is Chuck Norris Approved~!
2007-11-19 15:03:00 If a presidental candidate doesn’t respond to this campaign ad by doing a counter ad featuring Jack Bauer, I’m going to be horribly disappointed. Seriously, just copy the ad but have Keifer Sutherland sitting there and promise you’ll bring him in with you if you’re elected. Bauer has a much higher cool factor than Norris. ...
By: U Suxxors.com
1994 un mal año para Jack Bauer
2007-11-13 13:25:00 En el excelente vídeo que tienen encima de donde apuntan sus retinas en este momento podrán ver lo dura que era la vida de Jack Bauer -protagonista de la serie 24 de FOX- al tener que lidiar con la tecnología del momento para frustrar los actos de terrorismo. No quiero ser insistente pero presten ...
By: PocoInteresante
Et si Jack Bauer avait lutté contre la montre.. en 1994 ?
2007-11-10 12:21:00 C’est la question que se sont posé ces vidéastes amateurs aux Etats-Unis dans cette vidéo intriguante. Quand Jack Bauer ne torture pas son boulanger parce qu’il ne veut pas lui dire si les croissants sont frais de la journée ou réchauffés d’hier, il passe son temps à jouer avec les derniers gagdets high-tech sortis de l’espace ...
By: Pause Cafe Blog
TROPA DE ELITE: Capitão Nascimento X Jack Bauer X Macgyver
2007-11-09 17:30:00 Estava alegre e satisfeita hoje ao dá uma olhada geral na internet , à procura de novos assuntos para aqui vos divulgar, quando de repente, li uma das manchetes de uma coluna social local de Fortaleza e me deparo com mais uma das milhares de notícias sobre o Filme Tropa de Elite. Mas eis que ...
By: EitaPiula!net
What If Jack Bauer Had To Save The World In 1994?
2007-11-09 09:47:00 Its a damn good thing terrorists waited until the advent of high speed Internet connections and wireless devices before they started attacking America because Jack Bauer would have had a much tougher time saving the world, especially in only 24 hours!
By: Attuworld
Jack Bauer - Say It Ain?t So
2007-11-01 22:46:00 If you read Tasty Booze then you know I am a big Jack Bauer fan. The fact that I write like he is a real person instead of a fictional badass might have clued you in to that. However after reading the following story I lost some serious respect/street cred for Keifer/Jack. 24 star Kiefer Sutherland ...
24: Season 7 Trailer
2007-11-01 22:11:00 Spoiler Alert!! If you want to stay in the dark on what’s going to happen during the 7th Day, DO NOT WATCH THIS! A bunch of juicy details are packed into this two minute trailer including the new setting (CTU is gone, L.A. is no more), possible partners, and at least one of the ...
Jack Bauer - THERE?S NO TIME To Sign Autographs
2007-11-01 17:39:00 I hate doing negative stories about people I like, especially when they’re Jack Bauer. Dude is liable to swing into my room an put a knife in my kneecap before I even realize who it is. I’d still scream like a schoolgirl, and not because there’d be a knife sticking out of my ...
By: U Suxxors.com
24 Season 7 Preview Video - Jack Bauer Is Unstoppable!
2007-10-29 14:00:00 There’s just something about anything 24 related that makes me feel like I need to be SHOUTING and running all over the room. I’m used to running all over the place, but it’s the shouting part that really wears me out. Thankfully Jack Bauer and his miracle cell phone battery are nearly back ...
By: Wild Bluff Media
jack bauer has jumped the shark
2007-10-27 00:00:00 já era essa série? 24 Star Kiefer Sutherland introduces the UK premiere of 24 season 7. Some spoilers in trailer - if you don?t want to know, don?t watch!
By: Hector Lima
Jack Bauer 24 Kubrick Be@rbrick Set
2007-10-21 00:00:00 Time is ticking on this spectacular new Kubrick set, so don’t hesitate to pick this up. Medicom immortalizes 24’s Jack Bauer in Kubrick form, and he arrives with a 24 Be@rbrick to remind him that the clock is always ticking. Priced at $24.95 @ Kidrobot. ImagesInfo: Kidrobot Tags: Jack, Bauer, 24, Kubrick, Be@rbrick, Set
By: Individual Sole
Japan's love relationship with Jack Bauer
2007-10-20 19:57:00 The ironic thing is that I actually got hooked on 24 in Japan. Japanese TV was brutal and we didn't have satellite, so we couldn't watch the regular programming of 24. But we had a small video store that carried all the previous seasons of 24. So we would rent a couple, and then race back to the video store the same night to rent a couple more because we got so hooked. I just miss hearing "Jack-o Bow-uh" (from the Japanese voice-actor who made the intro on the Japanese 24 DVDs).
By: Accidental Blog
Japan's love relationship with Jack Bauer
2007-10-20 19:57:00 The ironic thing is that I actually got hooked on 24 in Japan. Japanese TV was brutal and we didn't have satellite, so we couldn't watch the regular programming of 24. But we had a small video store that carried all the previous seasons of 24. So we would rent a couple, and then race back to the video store the same night to rent a couple more because we got so hooked. I just miss hearing "Jack-o Bow-uh" (from the Japanese voice-actor who made the intro on the Japanese 24 DVDs).
By: Accidental Blog
Jack Bauer Lite
2007-10-16 18:12:00 Hi. My name is Gino, code name: Jack Baddier. I?m here in my room, waiting for the Sandman to put me to sleep. By the way, I?m not talking about the mythical creature. Sandman is the codename of one of my fellow agents in a top secret government organization. He?s going to inject me with ... [ This is a content summary only. Visit PinoyBlogoSphere.com for full links, other content, and more! ]
Spotlight on: KIEFER SUTHERLAND (Jack Bauer) from 24
2007-10-16 13:00:00 Name: KIEFER SUTHERLAND What he’s in: “24″ which airs Mondays at 9pm on FOX - New season premiere January 2008 His Character: Jack Bauer, a key member to the Counter Terrorist Unit (CTU) Los Angeles. He helped prevent major terrorist attacks on the United States throughout the seasons of “24.” Why we like him: Because he would ...
By: Daemon's TV
Webtoon: 24 - Starring Justice Scalia as Jack Bauer
2007-10-12 20:14:00 This video is as ridiculous as Scalia's Jack Bauer statements. However unlike Scalia's statement it's amusing rather than disturbing.H/T to Obsidian Wings
By: Dyre Portents
Jack Bauer - Thousand Yard Stare
2007-09-30 00:36:00 I already wrote earlier this week about how JB racked up his fourth DUI so I am not going to cover it again. I just thought this picture was hilarious because he is obviously wasted. In fact he might just be blacked out. Look at that cigarette. Only someone that is blacked out can defy ...
Jack Bauer actor in 24 Chrono
2007-09-29 09:26:00 Jack Bauer at the station! Kiefer Sutherland was stopped Tuesday morning in West Hollywood after an illegal half-turn. The police officers asked him to carry out a test of blood alcohol content which proved to be positive. The actor was led to the station then released after the payment of a guarantee of 25.000 $. (15 ...
The Sentinel - Dir: Clark Johnson
2007-09-28 11:15:00 You certainly can't complain about the cast on paper of Kiefer Sutherland and Michael Douglas. Unfortunately they both seem a bit wrong for the roles they are playing. Kiefer plays some kind of FBI agent and does his Jack Bauer impression all the way through. Douglas is such a great actor but never really gets out of second gear here as the secret service agent framed for an assasination attempt on the President. Direction and editing is a bit weird in places and feels like you've missed something sometimes. Kim Basinger and Eva Longoria is a bit wishy washy. Overall it never quite comes together. Not truly awful and does ramp up towards the end but only a JM SUCK IT AND SEE.
Jack Bauer Gets A DUI
2007-09-25 18:16:00 Don’t these cops know that old JB has the weight of saving America on his shoulders? I think they can cut him a little slack and let him catch a buzz as a fellow law enforcement officer. Kiefer Sutherland was arrested early Tuesday on misdemeanor drunken driving charges after failing a field sobriety test, police officials ...
Kiefer Sutherland Popped For DUI: Jack Bauer is Back in Jail
2007-09-25 11:39:00 TMZ is reporting that “24″ star Kiefer Sutherland was busted on suspicion of DUI in West Hollywood last night after allegedly blowing more than twice the legal limit of .08. This is the actor’s second DUI in the past five years — he was arrested in 2004. If he’s convicted, Jack Bauer must serve a ...
By: Celebrity News
Heroes, Jack Bauer and Darna: Cable TV in Asia
2007-09-08 10:16:00 Heroes is a big hit in Asia. We get it that series on three different stations: Two Asian cable networks and on a local Manila network so far. There is a local contest to meet the heroes when they travel to Singapore, and fans are looking forward to “Heroes Ringtones” for their cellphones. What makes the ...
¿Quién Gana...? ¿Jack Bauer o John McClane?
2007-09-07 11:55:00 Hola de nuevo queridísimos fans de ¿Quién Gana?. Durante el verano hemos estado sacando tan solo una entrada a la semana, pero con motivo de la vuelta del curso escolar volveremos a sacar dos combates a la semana como venía siendo habitual y para regocijo de todos.Este combate ha sido uno de los más solicitados a través de las peticiones y aprovechando el estreno de la cuarta parte de la Jungla de Cristal (no solo Antena 3 sabe aprovecharse de estrenos de secuelas para llenar programación) , aquí tenemos, en primicia mundial, el combate entre Jack "cariño hoy no llegaré a cenar" Bauer contra John "Yipikayei...hijo de puta" McClane.Estos dos tíos duros de verdad tienen muchas cosas en común. Los dos son policías, los dos luchan contra terroristas, los dos siempre andan con el tiempo justico, los dos usan pistolas y los dos sufren de duras relaciones personales Aunque ambos son siempre los chicos buenos y su objetivo es acabar con los malvados que intentan destruir su amado país y su ...
By: Quien Gana
Jack Bauer?s Best Buddy Possibly Returning from Death
2007-08-09 17:52:00 Internet rumors are ablaze about the hit Fox TV show ‘24‘ that Jack Bauer’s (played by Keifer Sutherland) best buddy Tony Almeida (Carlos Bernard), who died in season five thanks, could be exiting the grave and returning to season seven. Oh, that’s it! Tony Almeida was the name of Jack Bauer’s right-hand man for five seasons ...
Jack Bauer To Torture Viewers By Going Green - 24 Reasons To Never Watch 24
2007-08-07 23:04:00 Some people think Global Warming is destroying the world. I think environmental wackos are destroying happiness as we know it. Their newest target, the TV show 24. Saving the world from evil terrorists is a waste of time according to the global warming crowd. Jack Bauer should use his world saving powers to convince earth destroying business owners and evil Republicons to change their light bulbs and their evil ways. The Washington Post reports : Jack Bauer’s Next Mission: Fighting Global Warming From “An Inconvenient Truth” to popularizing the Prius, Hollywood has helped lead the way on some environmental issues. One of the latest initiatives: Cool Change, Fox’s company-wide program to reduce the network’s impact on global warming. As part of that effort, the seventh season of “24″ will take steps to reduce and offset the carbon emissions from the show’s production, with the goal of having the season finale be entirely carbon-neutral.... |
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