The Smoke Chronicles The Smoke Chronicles Bond here. Smoke Bond. Secret Agent 007.1. I may only be a 5 month old kitten, but I know a few things! 
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Noteworthy Cat Sites
2007-05-17 19:05:00 While rooting out pockets of crime and sedition, I occasionally run across websites that deserve a bit of press. Not surprisingly, these havens of contentment are often affiliated with those of the feline persuasion. Here are my "Best Citizen" website picks for the month for June. First of all, we have the veritable fat boys of domestic bliss, the Rag Doll Cats. The immenseness of their charm is evident.And now we have a heavenly place called The Daily Kitten where kittens really do rule. You can be assured of seeing a new kitten photo at exactly 3:07 pm every day. After the kitten is released, hundreds of comments stream, in making this one incredibly watched web site! I am considering submitting a portrait of myself if it doesn't blow my cover.Finally, we have this delicacy. I saved the best for last. Clothing made from cat fur. You know that annoying problem we all get with hairballs and how to responsibly dispose of the darn things? It is hard to be discrete. Alas, in the fight... More About: Sites , Worth , Worthy , Wort
Snoop Catty Cat
2007-05-10 03:43:00 Greetings to my network of spies and informants. Last night I received a tip from one of you that a certain "Snoop Catty Cat" would soon be sending me an encrypted message. He is now on his mission and things seem to be going well. I can't tell you precisely what it is, but there is a yipping dog, a pail of water and a bag of Snausages involved."Snoop Catty" resides at a very cat oriented bungalow called, "My Cat Wears Clothes". You will find this palace of feline pleasure at http://www.mycatwearsclothes.com/.While visiting with Snoop I was introduced to a litter of his friends. And yes, they were wearing clothes.The above photo is vital proof that disguises do work. With the exception of a specially trained top ranking under cover agent, nobody could possibly get guess this is a cat disguised as a professional magician. Or could they??? Hard to tell, no?I will be in negotiations to recruit this clever master of disguise and his entire litter of kitty friends into our organization ...
Rediscovering Ogden Nash
2007-05-03 15:19:00 My dear network of spies and informants,First I want to thank you for helping me clean up our neighborhood in MySpace. I can leave MySpace from time to time, confident that you will keep criminal elements at bay.In fact, things are going so well, I decided we could use a little poetry break. But first, a tidbit of news.In my travels across the net, I came across an interesting blog at fluffywoman.wordpress.com. It needs no verbal embellishment from this cat. Look for yourself.Today I would like to rediscover a great humorist and poet, Mr. Ogden Nash (1902 - 1971). For those of you unfamiliar with the great O's poetry, you may be delighted to read the following gems:"Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.""The cow is of the bovine ilk; one end is moo the other milk.""Women would rather be right than reasonable.""A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.""I think that I shall never seeA billboard lovely a tree."I think unless the billboards fall,I'll never see... More About: Over , Disco , Discover , Disc , Erin
Cat's Bite Back
2007-04-29 08:57:00 Secret Agent 007.1 Smoke Bond here. I don't like to down other species. But being a fair minded individual (with a slight prejudice toward my own kind) I must protest on behalf of my kitty brothers and sisters everywhere. I have noticed on my recent travels through the internet that dogs are getting a fair amount of accolades. In fact, In the last week I have logged a ratio of approximately 2 to 1.5576321 in favor of dogs over cats.I don't think I am being anal about this. Sorry for the pun. But cats are clearly falling behind. What I am about to say is snide, but with all the hubbub over dogs these days, you would think they were dipped in gold. **purr**The requisite respect and praise heaped upon canines has me wondering if the fine qualities of cats aren't due some equal air time. Balancing inequities are something of a specialty for me. Let me point out one truly superior skill which we possess. This is just another reason in a long list of reasons why cats rule and dogs droo... More About: Back , Bite |
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