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That song has, like, a ZILLION eleven spots. (Commutation, 14)
2009-06-22 16:19:00
To: The person sitting next to me at the stoplight on my way to work this morning who also, like me, had the car window down (although you probably did not have your windows down for the same reason I did, since my windows were down because I left them open in the rain last week and as a result, my car is kind of mildew-y smelling and I didn't want to go into work on my first day back after vacation smelling of mildew)From: Me.Re: Common People, the songInstead of giving me a look because I kept turning up the song and singing along with it, why didn't you just join in? Then I could've done the William Shatner parts and you could've done the Ben Folds parts. Plus, if you'd done that instead of rolling up your window (post-look) and then driving away, you also could have joined in on The Lion Sleeps Tonight. That came up next, you know.
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I am proud to say that when I went abroad, I made it home without even star
2009-06-22 15:59:00
If there is one thing I'm wholly in favor of, it's study abroad programs for high school students and college students.After all, I studied abroad, and I learned many valuable things, things like "If you don't want to get grossed out, don't ask what, exactly, you're eating," and "When people say the water is safe, they're lying."If I hadn't been so busy learning those things, and also reinforcing the stereotype of the Dumb, Loud, American, I would also have learned things about other cultures by immersing myself in them, and learned languages fluently by speaking them constantly just to get around, and become a better-rounded, more open-minded person -- that's the kind of thing study abroad programs do. For people who are not me.And now, anyone can study abroad for a semester or a year -- they just have to sign up for a program through Carpe Diem, a site I found while checking out my legal options for shipping The Boy away for a while. (Don't tell Sweetie! It's a surpri...
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Who knew a two-year-old would be such a good choreographer? (3 Good Things
2009-06-22 13:25:00
Back to work after vacation, but I can keep a positive attitude because of the 3 Good Things from yesterday:1. Coconut Cream Pie Milkshake at lunch.2. Got time to read nearly 100 pages of the Lensman book -- and it was a good installment, too.3. I got to be part of Mr Bunches' dance routine that he does to the Snow White DVD trailer song. Quite an honor.Read yesterday's 3 Good Things here.
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Kansas is just a concept (Sunday's Poem, 22)
2009-06-21 15:04:00
Reading Moby-Dick at 30,000 Feet by Tony HoaglandAt this height, Kansas is just a concept,a checkerboard design of wheat and cornno larger than the foldout sectionof my neighbor's travel magazine.At this stage of the journeyI would estimate the distancebetween myself and my own feelingsis roughly the same as the mileagefrom Seattle to New York,so I can lean back into the upholstered intervalbetween Muzak and lunch,a little bored, a little old and strange.I remember, as a dreamybackyard kind of kid,tilting up my head to watchthose planes engrave the skyin lines so steady and so straightthey implied the enormous concentrationof good men,but now my eyes flickerfrom the in-flight movieto the stewardess's pantyline,then back into my book,where men throw harpoons at somethingmuch bigger and probablybetter than themselves,wanting to kill it,wanting to see great clouds of blood eruptto prove that they exist.Imagine being born and growing up,rushing through the world for sixty yearsat ...
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The best way to unwind? Getting sprayed in the face with some ice-cold wat
2009-06-21 14:52:00
As I prepare to celebrate Father's Day in style (meaning: hamburgers and napping) here's the 3 Good Things that happened to me yesterday:1. The contract for the publication of my short horror story, Don't Eat My Face came via email. I have a contract! From a publisher!2. My Entertainment Weekly had not one, but two albums in it that I added to my Must Buy list.3. Hosefight with Mr F in the backyard from 7:30 to 8 p.m. Read the previous 3 Good Things here.
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Mr F and Mr Bunches can be kind of tough on the things they touch -- they'v
2009-06-21 14:29:00
As the owner... I mean father... of two small boys, two small boys who like to go to bed with markers and milk and snacks and dirty shoes that they insist on wearing to bed, I am familiar with the need to have a lot of Baby Bedding.But the fact that we buy our Baby Bedding Sets in bulk doesn't mean we don't want quality stuff to put on their beds. We need a lot, but we don't want them sleeping on burlap.That's why I'm going to open an account at BabyBeddingPalace.com. They've got a lot of high-quality bedding supplies in boys, girls, and unisex -- ranging from dragonflies and sailboats to simple patterns that'll go with any room. They're all 100% cotton and soft enough for babies, but durable enough for my Babies!It's not just sheets, either -- they'll sell you a whole 12 piece set, so you'll have sheets and blankets and pillowcases and crankshafts or whatever it is that completes the bedding set, and the prices are low enough that I can not only afford to buy them, bu...
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I'll never know if Sweetie actually looked at the toad. Unless I ask her.
2009-06-20 23:18:00
Actual Things I Thought (and some actual things Sweetie said) While Roaming Around The Henry Vilas Zoo with Sweetie, Mr F and Mr Bunches today:Am I in the right place? Why can't I ever find the zoo? They should have signs telling where the zoo is.* * * * *I don't know if that's a chicken or a peacock. Zoos should really make an effort to keep regular animals out of them because I'd feel dumb if I took a picture of an animal that wasn't supposed to be in the zoo. Like when geese come into the zoo pond and I don't know if they're supposed to be exotic wild geese or if it's just a goose.* * * * *Whatever happened to that disease that prairie dogs spread? Wasn't it called Monkeypox? I wonder why it wasn't Prairie Dog Pox.* * * * *Sweetie: "That's ugly." (About a badger.)* * * * *I wish that buffalo would look up so I could get a cool picture of a buffalo looking up at me.* * * * *I can never find the poison blue frog. Years and years I've been coming here and I've n...
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I like it whenever other people do the work for me. That's why I keep the
2009-06-20 23:11:00
I've been thinking a lot about getting a Car Warranty lately. So many things, big and small, can go wrong on a car and I don't want to have to shell out thousands just to fix my car, or go buy a new one, but I also don't want to get suckered like I did the time I bought the extended warranty from a dealer and learned it covered, really, nothing.But I've got no idea which car warranty companies are good and which are bad -- other than, I suppose, the ones I sue are bad and the ones I haven't sued might be good. I'm not inclined, either, to spend all my time rooting out which ones are good or bad or right for me, either.So I would be in a bind if it weren't for US Warranty Center -- because (lucky for me!) US Warranty Center has already done all the hard work.They've protected my valuable time by sorting out auto warranty companies and setting up a network of pre-screened companies that offer auto warranties, using their years of experience to offer a huge selection of auto ...
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There's Still Time To Help Some Little Kids (Take A Book For Charity,
2009-06-20 22:36:00
Click here to go bid!There's still three days left in the auction of the autographed version of Eclipse, autographed by The Greatest Band In the History of Ever, Murder Mystery!Remember, all proceeds from this auction go to benefit Mateo and McHale Shaw and help pay their medical bills. So please... please please please, go bid on the book. You get a great book, autographed by The Greatest Band, and you'll be helping two wonderful little boys.Click here to go directly to the page to bid. Help these little boys out!
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Debt settlement is like a coat of many colors.
2009-06-20 22:27:00
One size doesn't fit all when it comes to dealing with debt. Debt s are incurred in all different ways, and by all different kinds of people, and so resolving problems created by debt requires a creative approach.I come across people who incur debt -- too much debt, or debt at the wrong time -- all the time in my day job; I'm a consumer lawyer, remember, and people call me all the time for help with their mortgages, credit cards, and other debts. These are people like you and me, people who borrowed money for school or to buy a house or a car or got hit with medical debts or lost their job or who got divorced and had their ex refuse to pay the support they owed... people who in one way or another need help with their debts.Most people calling me are calling to ask about bankruptcy, but that's not the only option they should consider. There's all kinds of debt settlement solutions available, ranging from a simple debt consolidation loan to debt forgiveness to payment plans and ...
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They should have mixed the DNA a little more carefully... (Sweetie's Hunk o
2009-06-20 13:55:00
Sweetie's Hunk of the Week is Bradley Cooper.You/Sweetie Know Him As: The guy from The Hangover who ends up being the fourth- or fifth-funniest guy in that movie.I know him as: This is going to surprise a lot of people, but I've been a huge Bradley Cooper fan for years. I began rooting for this guy ever since he had played "Gary" on Miss Match in 2003. I loved that show, and I loved him most of all... I saw him and I thought to myself: That guy absolutely nailed the essence of "Gary On Miss Match." He is destined for bigger things, probably involving boob jokes.Ha! Got you! I had never heard of him before The Hangover, either. Nobody had. Hollywood didn't have its scientists use their vast underground tanks of DNA to create him until this year, when they needed to make up for their embarrassing attempt at making Gerard Butler a romantic comedy star.Thing That Makes You Go Hmmm... About Him: He once hosted "Extreme Treks" on the Discovery Channel. I never saw that show, ...
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Do Tigers Dream Of Striped Sweaters? (3 Good Things 2)
2009-06-20 13:42:00
Yesterday it rained a lot, which might bring other people down, but not me. Because not only do I love to hear the rain in the summertime, but I also had my 3 good things:1. I got the "SpongeBob Squarepants" CD "The Yellow Album," featuring The Sweater Song.2. I got 2 of the 3 air-conditioners installed.3. Oldest paid up on my birthday present. For presents, I always ask that I get to go somewhere or do something instead of getting gifts. Oldest in January had promised to take me to a movie, and yesterday, she and Sweetie and I went to see The Hangover, and she paid. So, free movie!Read the previous 3 good things here...
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Baby announcements can get me back into the will? Maybe it's not too late
2009-06-20 13:29:00
When the Babies! were born, I'm pretty sure the only announcement we sent out was me answering the phone in an exhausted voice and saying "You'll have to call me back. I haven't slept in three days."Eventually, things settled down and we got to the point where we had a spare moment or two to send out birth announcements. That point was yesterday, which is a little too late. If I send out birth announcements with nearly-three-year-0lds on them, Sweetie will be carted off for experiments by a secret international group of OB-GYN's, just like Octomom was.Had I thought ahead, we could have had our baby announcements done by Peachtree. They've got style after style available on their site, and it's easy to make them up; just click on the one you like -- say, this one: And then fill in the details of your baby, like the birth weight and name and stuff. Then check out and e-mail the picture you want to use to them, and next thing you know, you're announcing your baby in a nice...
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Leftover Pizza Will Probably Make It Onto Many Of These Lists (3 Good Thin
2009-06-19 14:13:00
A long time ago, I read that one simple way to keep up a positive outlook and have a better life is to, at the end of each day, remind yourself of 3 Good Things that happened that day. I started doing that-- but I changed it to the next morning. Each morning, now, when I get up, I think of 3 Good Things that happened to me the day before so that I begin my new day with a good, positive outlook. I've decided to start sharing those, so here goes with the first:Thursday's Three Good Things.1. I scored 27 points against The Boy in basketball, almost beating him.2. I got to go to the Splash Park with the Babies! -- at 10 a.m. On a Thursday.3. There was leftover pizza for lunch.
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Zombie Consultant is an overlooked profession.
2009-06-19 14:06:00
I'm going to be --hopefully -- collaborating on a script with a group of filmmakers in Milwaukee. (My role? To zombie it up a bit.)(Mom would be so proud.)That's going to require me to not only get copies of their script and shooting notes and... um... other movie stuff, but also to watch rough cuts of the film and see what the director is looking at and things like that. In the olden days (2002) that would mean lots and lots of trips to Milwaukee, plus cumbersome emailing of attachments back and forth and highlighting and redlining changes to the script and saving multiple copies of the same thing. What a pain, right?Luckily, I don't live in the olden days (2002); I live in NOW. Which means I don't have to keep driving to Milwaukee and/or use my entire computer memory to save 33 different versions of the script. I just have to make sure I and the director both have Proxy Pro 6 -- remote control software that lets me view his desktop as though it was my own, or vice versa....
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It's the lettuce that gives the sandwich it's "rightness." (Real Time, Rea
2009-06-19 13:44:00
Everyone knows that time isn't an absolute. There's real time -- the stuff that's measured by clocks-- and real-er time -- the stuff that's measured by us.Today's Real -er Time Measurement: The extra time it takes to make hamburgers once you realize you can't cook the dinner you were going to make.Yesterday, I'd taken the day off and decided that as part of that, I'd give Sweetie a break and do her grocery shopping and cook dinner. I decided that for dinner we'd have BLT sandwiches and some fruit salad, and I loaded up the Babies! and headed off to get the week's groceries.Two-and-a-half hours later, I had put away the groceries, I had the bacon in the oven (a trick Sweetie learned when she was in her "cooking shows" phase (now she's back in her "cop shows" phase. I'm waiting for her "cartoon phase" so she and I will agree on what a television is to be used for) and I was making the toast for the sandwiches and I'd sliced up the tomato when I realized: huh! No Lettu...
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So in the end I wrote a post about writing a post about accusing her of doi
2009-06-18 21:16:00
I got this comment the other day on an older post:I think that "Sweetie" seems like a very smart woman!!!!! The post was one about how Sweetie has been throwing out my t-shirts here and there and how I was fighting back by getting new t-shirts without telling her.When I saw the comment, I laughed and thought I'll have to tell Sweetie about that later.Then, I thought: I should write a post about that, and claim that I suspect that it was Sweetie who actually left that comment.So later on, I said to Sweetie: "Someone left a comment today on a post on my blog, saying how they thought you were smart."Sweetie didn't respond immediately and I said "So I'm going to republish it and make a joke that it must have been you."That's when Sweetie confessed that it was her who left the comment, anonymously.So that's what our marriage has progressed to: Sweetie is opting to make it appear that anonymous Internet readers are supporting her in our debates.
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Sometimes, on hot days, the chips melt in my pocket and make my keys gooey.
2009-06-18 21:05:00
I like to take the Babies! places by myself -- no Sweetie, no The Boy, no Middle or Oldest to help me. Which means that I am never without the basic things that I need to take on the world while accompanied by hyperactive two-year-old boys:1. A pocketful of chocolate chip cookies, and2. My ATM Card.I need the chocolate chip cookies to control the Babies! When cajoling and threatening and carrying them both and chasing them all fail, I pull out chocolate chip cookies and simply bribe them with the sweet, sweet goodness of chocolate chip cookies.I need the ATM card because when dealing with the Babies!, and the public, I am frequently trying to control two little boys with one hand while I pay with the other -- and cash and checks are no good in that situation. So I instead pull out the ATM card and do the whole transaction one-handed (usually while being yanked and/or punched by tiny fists) and manage to get through it with a modicum of dignity. (Okay, NO dignity. But I get th...
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It always comes down to the squirrels. (What Kind Of Person, 1)
2009-06-18 19:47:00
Are you a presser or a holder?Have you noticed, as the ever-more-digital era we live in progresses, that more and more digitalyl-numbered items have two ways of setting them?Before I get to that, let me just say that I sweated out for a few minutes how to describe the kind of numbering I'm talking about: Like a digital clock, only not a clock. Our stove, for example, has a temperature gauge that is set... um... digitally, meaning that it's not a thermometer like I'm used to, not a gauge at all, but simply some lit-up numbers that go up and down when you press arrows next to it.Like this:Not this:Words failed me, so I had to go to pictures. The reason that words failed me is this: all numbers are digital.It's stupid, therefore, to say I have a digital temperature gauge because unless the temperature is spelled out (eighty-one degrees) it's of course digital. So when I was trying to figure out how to describe my stove's temperature gauge, I had to pause and think because sa...
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The Reverse Mullet is an intriguing hairstyle, isn't it?
2009-06-18 19:32:00
Philosophers have long looked for ways of adequately summing up human existence. Think of "I think, therefore I am," or of the ancient thinker... um... I can't remember any right now. But you know and I know, from years of not really paying attention in school, that humanity has always looked for ways to sum up the span of a human life.Well, I am a thinker, and I am human, so I decided that I would add to the sum total of ideas in this category by coming up with my own catchy phrase to sum up what the meaning of life is, and my own catchy phrase is this:Life is all about trying to get enough wisdom to adequately explain your unfortunate hairstyle choices of the past.You know that I've hit on something, right there. In life, we're constantly moving from "Hair Styled Like Luke Skywalker's" to "Hair that is kind of spiky on top" to "Hair that is kind of like a mullet and spiked on the side" to "Hair that for some reason is permed" to "Hair that looked like Woody's from Toy Stor...
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Follow your nose... lest you lose it. (Cool Things I Never Learned In Scho
2009-06-16 17:19:00
What in the heck was going on in the 1800s? With noses, I mean?While I brushed my teeth this morning, I was reading about the Elgin Marbles. That's a set of marble sculptures that was stolen by Lord Elgin from the Parthenon back in the 1800s. "Stolen" may be a little harsh, I suppose, since Lord Elgin had permission from the Ottoman Empire to take them if he wanted. But the Greeks now say he stole them and the Brits are, I gather, thinking about giving them back; I don't know.I don't know all that, yet, because I didn't finish the article yet, for two reasons. First, it doesn't actually take me all that long to brush my teeth. And second, I got distracted by a throwaway sentence in the article in Newsweek that mentioned that Lord Elgin paid a pretty high price for the marbles. Quoting from the article:In the course of his Ottoman escapade, he lost the following: his beautiful and rich wife to his best friend, a big chunk of his nose to a nasty infection he'd caught in ...
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If you read this carefully you'll realize I don't know all that much about
2009-06-16 17:13:00
As usual, Scotland has ALL the luck. They get kilts, Sean Connery, bagpipes, the Loch Ness monster, and now this:I want that room. I would love to have that room. Unfortunately, I am not going to get that room because I don't live in Scotland. (Thanks, parents!)(And thanks, past-me-who-didn't-move-to-Scotland!).Tha t room was created by the Northern Scotland Joinery and is just one of the many examples of fine craftsmanship the Northern Scotland Joinery puts into all their projects; they are among the premier, elite, Scotland companies engaged in Double Glazing, installation of doors and windows, and building conservatories like the one pictured here.So if Ilived in Scotland, I could be sitting in that room, in my kilt, playing the bagpipes with Sean Connery and planning our expedition to find Nessie.But I don't. I don't live in Scotland.If you do live in Scotland -- I'm looking at you, Sean Connery-- then put down the bagpipes for a moment and check out the Northern Scotl...
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Hopefully, we shall also know his charity. (Take a Book For Charity, 14)
2009-06-16 17:00:00
The newest person I've asked to Take a Book For Charity is...Dave Eggers.Why Dave Eggers? A couple of reasons, as I said in my email to him (care of McSweeney's.)Here's what I said:Why you? Because I saw that you autographed a book for a X-Prize blogger, which is enough of a link to get you invited to do this; and because I loved both "Heartbreaking Word" and "You Shall Know Our Velocity," and because I admire what you've done with McSweeney's... so I am asking you...And it's true. He did, for some reason, autograph a book for a guy who writes on a blog about the "X Prize" -- that's that prize that will be given out for private, manned space flight -- and he did, in fact, write two very good books that I've read. (He's probably written more, but I'm behind on my reading.)While we wait to see what Dave Eggers has to say about helping out the Shaw twins, don't forget to go bid on the book that's already up for auction!Take a Book For Charity is my program in which I a...

There is even a hard way to do things the easy way. But that's for another
2009-06-16 16:54:00
There's an easy way and a hard way to do everything. Seriously. Consider, for example, "watching TV." The easy way to watch TV is to sit on the couch and watch TV. The hard way to watch TV is to do it like Mr F does it: Standing on your head, propped up against the post in our family room, waving your legs around and giggling.He likes it that way. I don't know why. I'm an easy way guy. I like to do things the easy way, especially if the easy way means I get to the fun stuff quicker. If I watched TV like Mr F does, for instance, I'd have to wait to see all the good cartoons I record until after I managed to stand on my head.Consider, also, World of Warcraft. You need gold in WoW; everyone knows that. And gold is hard to come by. Or it can be hard to come by, because getting WoW Gold, like everything else in the world, can be easy or hard.The hard way to get gold? Slog through WoW scene after scene trying to find or raise gold.The easy way to get gold? Buy it online....
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fanglefashioned? (First Thoughts)
2009-06-16 13:30:00
You hear about things being old-fashioned, or newfangled, but those are never reversed. I wonder why? Why can't a horse-and-buggy be oldfangled?See? I may not be able to rebuild society in the event that a cataclysm destroys it. But I will be able to help out by creatively describing both the former and new civilizations. So keep me around.
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Sunday Afternoons Are Supposed To Be Relaxing...
2009-06-15 17:10:00
I just want everyone to know: I was leaving as fast as I could. I want especially the people who were at the Barnes & Noble bookstore on the west side of Madison, Wisconsin, Sunday afternoon about 4:45 p.m., to know that: I was leaving as fast as I could.I also want, in particular, the girl who was sitting in a chair with a laptop and papers spread out, to know this: I don't get you. Who goes to a bookstore to do homework? I understand that the libraries are, for some reason, closed on Sunday afternoons (that time of the day, and week, when they might be most beneficial to people who want to take out a book, or study) but is there a shortage of other places to go and study and look over your notes and otherwise prepare for exams? No. No, there is not a shortage of other such places -- especially near where you were, where there are more coffee shops and restaurants and parks and such than you could shake a stick at.I don't remember when bookstores started including chai...
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The ice cream probably helps protect my teeth a little, don't you think?
2009-06-15 17:04:00
If you're like me, you probably never thought much about dental insurance until that day that your teeth felt kind of funny, "funny," like maybe they were all about to drop out of your head all at once, probably because all you ever drink is coffee and diet Coke and, yeah, you brush them, but that's about all...So you decide I'd better get dental insurance and you decide I'd better do it fast while these teeth are still part of my team, and you begin to try to do that, but it's hard because... there's like a zillion dental insurance companies and sites and there's fine print and they're hard to understand and compare and you end up either not getting dental insurance, or, in my case, getting dental "insurance" that turns out not to be "insurance" at all but is, instead, a card that guarantees you a free ice cream cone if you buy ten.I've only got seven more to go on that card, but it all left me wishing that the United States had a site like "Dental Buddy," the UK website t...
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Let's Help Some Little Kids!
2009-06-15 04:03:00
The auction has begun! I am auctioning off the first of the Books Taken For Charity. Even as we speak, you can go to eBay and bid on a copy of my book, Eclipse, autographed by The Greatest Band In the History of Ever, Murder Mystery!The auction will go for 10 days, and all proceeds go to benefit Mateo and McHale Shaw and help pay their medical bills. So please... please please please, go bid on the book. You get a great book, autographed by The Greatest Band, and you'll be helping two wonderful little boys.Click here to go directly to the page to bid. Help these little boys out!
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I'm envisioning a film about "field poetry," like "Indiana Jones" but with
2009-06-14 14:43:00
Today, a poem like none I've ever seen before.While looking around for today's entry, I stumbled across this one,Father Outside,by Nick Flynn:(Click each picture to read the poem; then click the third one to see the full picture.) (Or click here to see the whole thing full sized.) Part One:Part two:Whole thing: I've never seen a graphic poem before. I have to say, I like it. The poet, Nick Flynn (his website is here) also wrote a bunch of poems focusing on the life of a blind beekeeper, and he once served as something called a "field poet" on a film set.
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I would also do good things for others with the money, mind you, but the Pa
2009-06-14 14:26:00
Like many people, I buy a couple of lottery tickets each time I stop at the gas station. (And, to those of you out there who snickered at that, well, when I win $300 million dollars and use it to build a palace on the moon, a palace made out of sour cream and onion potato chips, who'll be snickering then? Not you... because even if you come see it, I won't give you any air.)Anyway, where was I? Oh, yeah. Lottery tickets. I buy them, and their life cycle is then: Put in wallet. Plan to watch drawing. Don't. Plan to check numbers online. Get caught by boss checking lottery numbers online. Try to explain that, no, I'm perfectly happy with my job and never intended to leave. Try to explain, too, the sheer number of office supplies crammed into briefcase. Get embarrassed when boss checks online "history" and finds out how little I actually do around here. Pray that one of the lottery tickets is a winner so that I can do a "good news/bad news" thing with Sweetie.All of t...
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