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Funniest drowning prank on the web
2008-01-12 17:58:00
This prank is one of the funniest i 've seen on t.v. The poor victims have gone crazy seeing the guy sinking in the water. One of the funniest around. Enjoy :)
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Anecdote: Revenge of the husband
2007-12-28 08:08:00
Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up. But then the wife stops and says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."The husband says, "WHAT??"The wife explains that he must not be in tune with her emotional needs as a Woman.The husband realizes that nothing is going to happen tonight and he might as well deal with it.So the next day the husband takes her shopping at a big department store. He walks around and has her try on three very expensive outfits. She can't decide. He tells his wife to take all three of them. Then they go over and get matching shoes worth $200 each. And then they go to the Jewelry Department where she gets a set of diamondear rings.The wife is so excited. She thinks her husband has flipped out -- but she does not care. She goes for the tennis bracelet. The husband says "but you don't even play tennis, but OK if you like it then let's get it."The wife is jumping up and down so excited she cannot even believe what ...
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26 quick training courses for women
2007-12-27 20:17:00
1. Silence, The Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before.2. The Undiscovered Side Of Banking: Making Deposits3. Combating The Imelda Marcos Syndrome: You Don't Need New ShoesEveryday4. Parties: Going Without New Outfits5. Man Management: Discover How Minor Household Chores Can Wait Until After The Game.6. Bathroom Etiquette 1: Men Need Space In The Bathroom Cabinet Too7. Bathroom Etiquette 2: His Razor Is His8. Communication Skills 1: Tears - The Last Resort, Not The First9. Communication Skills 2: Thinking Before Speaking10. Communication Skills 3: Getting What You Want, Without Nagging11. Driving A Car Safely: A Skill You Can Acquire12. Party Etiquette: Drinking Your Fair Share13. Telephone Skills: How To Hang Up14. Introduction to Parking15. Introduction to Petrol16. Advanced Parking: Reversing Into A Space17. Advanced Petrol: How To Take The Filler Cap Off18. Water Retention: Fact or Fat19. Cooking 1: Bran And Tofu Are Not For Human Consumption20. Cooking 2: How Not To In...
More About: Women , For Women , Training , Quick , Raining
10 Reasons why Greeks could not be responsible for Sept. 11
2007-12-27 19:32:00
10. 8:45am is too early for them to be up. 9. They are always late, they would have missed all 4 flights. 8. Pretty people on the plane distract them. 7. They would talk loudly and bring attention to themselves. 6. Food and drinks were on the plane. 5. They talk with their hands, they would probably have put their weapons down. 4. They would all want to fly the plane. 3. They would argue and start a fight in the plane. 2. They would have told everyone a week before doing it. 1. They would have put the Greek flag on the windshield.
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Anecdote: Thief ensnared by stolen pager
2007-12-27 08:03:00
LONDON (Reuters) -- A British man trapped the thief who stole his pager by leaving a message saying he had won 500 pounds ($835) in a competition. David Withers lost the pager when his car was broken into. Builder Justin C.......k, ensnared in the simplest of stings, was fined 150 pounds ($251) for being in possession of stolen property after answering the message. Withers told reporters: "I was fuming when I found my car had been broken into. I called police and then decided to leave the message. Not long afterwards, my mobile rang and a shady-sounding voice asked about the prize. "I told him he had won 500 pounds in a church fete and that I had paged him because I did not want to send the money by post.The police arrested the idiot when he came to collect the prize.I could not believe anybody would be that stupid."Source: CNN
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Anecdote: NEW VIRUS WARNING
2007-12-26 07:54:00
If you receive an e-mail with a subject line of "Badtimes," delete it immediately WITHOUT reading it.This is the most dangerous Email virus yet.It will re-write your hard drive.Not only that, but it will scramble any disks that are even close to your computer.It will recalibrate your refrigerator's coolness setting so all your ice cream melts and milk curdles .It will demagnetize the strips on all your credit cards, reprogram your ATM access code, screw up the tracking on your VCR and use subspace field harmonics to scratch any CDs you try to play.It will give your ex-boy/girlfriend your new phone number.It will mix antifreeze into your fish tank.It will drink all your beer and leave its dirty socks on the coffee table when there's company coming over.It will hide your car keys when you are late for work and interfere with your car radio so that you hear only static while stuck in traffic.Badtimes will make you fall in love with a hardened pedophile.It will give you nightmares ab...
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The environment has a chance : Kangaroo farts
2007-12-10 20:01:00
(As seen on metro.co.uk )According to scientists, the environment has another chance with kangaroo's gas emitions.Studies show that their farts are fighting global warming. Thanks to a special bacteria in their stomachs, kangaroos do not emit harmful methane gas when they let off a stinker. Australian scientists are now planning to transfer that bacteria into cows and sheep to make their flatulence eco-friendly.
More About: Environment , Chance , The Environment , Kangaroo , Farts
Best commercial advertisment award goes to Wilkinson
2007-12-08 15:43:00
Absolutely amazing video. So funny. I 've never seen something like that in my life!Congrats Wilkins onThe video is called : fight for kisses!
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Web spot worth visiting
2007-12-02 07:22:00
Hi all.A suggestion to take a look at a very nice webspot:Very funny and creative.
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Office remodelled
2007-12-02 02:37:00
Lot of work lately... not much time left for bathroom..Well, say hello to my new office.... it was lately remodelled and redecorated with state of the art gadgets and devices...PS: Does the word : hemoroids means anything to you??
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Just found a penguin to poke
2007-10-23 22:44:00
Funniest, most amazing little penguin to play with :)Courtesy of http://www2.gamesville.lycos.com
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George Bush - true human beatboxing artist
2007-10-01 23:53:00
Amazing live performance by the G-Bush unit.
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e-Laughs labs - testing our jokes before publishing
2007-09-30 16:22:00
Here at e-LauGhs :-) labs, we test each and every one of the jokes or funny videos before we post them in order to make sure that the outcome will be certified funny stuff. We are testing our jokes on humans of all ages. As a proof of our strong efforts, we have videotaped the reaction of one of our millions of fans while he listens to our famous *PinG* / *Blogne* joke.And here, we test on multiple targets our famous *donald duck* joke. Finally, here is from the adults department. We test our videos :)Warning : No targets where harmed during the testing. (Obviously)
More About: Jokes , Testing , Publishing , Labs , Laugh
Karate Kid Video - Best advertisment
2007-09-29 15:32:00
When i first saw that video - it was 6 years ago - i literally choked myself to death, laughing. This is one of the best most awarded video advertisment around and you can see foryourselves why.Enjoy :)
More About: Video , Karate , Funny Video , Advertisment , Kara
The project manager, the software engineer, the hardware engineer and the g
2007-09-29 02:39:00
Three men: a project manager, a software engineer, and a hardware engineer are in Ft. Lauderdale for a two-week period helping out on a project.About midweek they decide to walk up and down the beach during their lunch hour. Halfway up the beach, they stumbled upon a lamp. As they rub the lamp a genie appears and says "Normally I would grant you 3 wishes, butsince there are 3 of you, I will grant you each one wish."The hardware engineer went first.- "I would like to spend the rest of my life living in a huge house in St. Thomas, with no money worries and surrounded by beautiful women who worship me."The genie granted him his wish and sent him on off to St. Thomas.The software engineer went next.- "I would like to spend the rest of my life living on a huge yacht cruising the Mediterranean, with no money worries and surrounded by beautiful women who worship me."The genie granted him his wish and sent him off to the Mediterranean.Last, but not least, it was the project manager's turn....
More About: Hardware , Software , Project , Manager , Project Manager
Driver licence - polish style
2007-09-11 17:27:00
A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license.First, of course, he had to take an eye sight testThe optician showed him a card with the letters 'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.' - 'Can you read this?' the optician asked..- 'Read it?' the Polish guy replied, 'I know the guy!'
More About: Style , Driver , Licence
Headache migraine symptoms
2007-09-11 17:16:00
The doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles."Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife.When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life.He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need... a new suit." He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit."The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see... size 44 long."Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?""Been in the busines...
More About: Migraine , Symptoms , Headache
Boemerang: The story of Erik Hartman and how his show ended
2007-08-18 23:33:00
The story of Erik Hartman and how his career ended during a show. Watch the video and you will understand the reason he got fired from the t.v. network that hosted the show "Boemerang".I think of this as one of the greatest live t.v. laughs ever recorded on camera.All yours :)
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How to make a prank bomb
2007-07-18 23:05:00
Very funny prank using one piece of Mentos and a bottle of Coke. Enjoy but be carefull; The purpose of a prank is laughing not embarrasing or hurting in any way!
More About: Prank , Make , Bomb
Yoga flexibility
2007-07-12 22:27:00
A young woman who was worried about her habit of biting her fingernails down to the quick was advised by a friend to take up yoga.She did, and soon her fingernails were growing normally.Her friend asked her if yoga had totally cured her nervousness."No," she replied, "but now I can reach my toe-nails so I bite them instead."
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You cannot mess with your Insurance Company
2007-06-25 21:05:00
A Charlotte, North Carolina man, having purchased a case of rare, very expensive cigars, insured them against ... get this ... fire. Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of fabulous cigars, and having yet to make a single premium payment on the policy, the man filed a claim against the insurance company. In his claim, the man stated that he had lost the cigars in "a series of small fires." The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason that the man had consumed the cigars in a normal fashion. The man sued... and won! In delivering his ruling, the judge stated that since the man held a policy from the company in which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable, and also guaranteed that it would insure the cigars against fire, without defining what it considered to be "unacceptable fire," it was obligated to compensate the insured for his loss. Rather than endure a lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance company accepted the judge's ruli...
More About: Insurance , Company , Compa , Anno , With You
Funny blonde joke
2007-06-13 22:20:00
There was a blonde woman who was sick of all the "dumb blonde" jokes, so she dyed her hair brunette.Feeling better about her self she went for a drive in the country one day. She saw a shepherd and his flock near the side of the road and decided to stop and show this man how smart she was.She asked him, "If I can tell you the exact number of sheep you have can I have a lamb?"The shepherd said, "O.K."She counted out 387 sheep and the shepherd agreed with the total so the woman went to picks out her lamb.She was just about to get in the car when the shepherd asked, "If i can tell you the original color of your hair can I have my sheep dog back?"
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Prank : My girlfriend is a stripper?
2007-05-18 22:05:00
...and here is proof!
More About: Prank , Girlfriend , Strip , Stripper , Ripper
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