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Some chick named Ryle Has Got me Riled
2008-04-08 12:49:00
Jesus when I’m on I’m on. So I looked at Ryle’s Myspace Profile and noticed that she doesn’t tell us where she’s from. It says “I don’t really live in Chile.” It’s also evident that she doesn’t really put up any info about herself. So what do I do? Naturally ...
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Lucia Tovar?s Been Sitting Out For Too Long
2008-04-07 13:00:00
Oh boy! It’s her Official Myspace Page! Can someone explain this whole official Myspace page garbage? I get it if it’s a major celebrity but what if someone else gets to it first? What if I decided that I’d make an official Tom Brady Myspace page? What’s to stop that ...
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Today?s Best - Jennifer Sterger Losing Her Stuff and Tough Athletes
2008-04-04 23:00:00
Word is Jennifer Sterger is getting stale. She had her glory a few years ago when everyone spotted her in the stands at FSU football games. Now it doesn’t look like she’s doing much. Well, if she’s getting stale then it’s time for me to let girls rot for three years and ...
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Girls of the Villain Nation - Soli Minoli
2008-04-04 13:03:00
I never knew who the Girls of the Villain Nation were but I can tell you this. I will be posting many of them. Soli Minoli (if that’s her real name which I assume it isn’t) is the first and here’s her Myspace Profile. Just a quick background on Girls of ...

Today?s Best - Playboy MILF Soccer Mom and Ghost Ride Da Whip
2008-04-03 22:00:00
This is a mother? Ladies and Gentlemen. Any time a woman will tell you “It’s so hard to lose weight after child birth. If I get fat you can’t get man” show them this picture, give them the finger and walk away. Add A.J. Alexander to your Hot Moms List - Busted Coverage Check ...
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Jackie Danico Wants to Be on Entourage
2008-04-03 13:00:00
I say this because she’s got around five pictures with Adrian Grenier in her Myspace Profile. But other than that there’s really no evidence she wants to be on that show. I gotta say, I pretty much never read any of the profiles I come across. I think it’s pretty evident that ...
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Today?s Best - Matt Leinart?s Star Status and Lusting for Leyla Milani
2008-04-02 22:03:00
Leinert! This guy is what other guys should strive to be. I think I was wrong when I mentioned how much I like Tom Brady. He’s got it wrong. He’s following around a chick that has more money than him, is better looking and he has a kid with an actress. ...
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DJ Strawberry’s Alleged Ex Nicole Needs a Reality Show
2008-04-02 13:00:00
Ladies and gentlemen. I’d like to present Nicole . I’ve searched far and wide and cannot for the life of me find her last name. Rumor has it she was a former Maryland Terps Cheerleader and another rumor has it she was banging the little seedling of the legendary easy swing, easily drug induced, beloved Met and Yankee Darryl Strawberry . Yes, DJ, those are some big shoes to fill but if you just keep a low profile, giant sized breasts like that of our newly beloved Nicole here will be yours night after night. For the record, this girl is not good looking. For another record, I’d like to bang this girl more so than most hotter girls. Why? Well, you can tell this girl gets shitcanned more often that not. And speaking of cans…done. And quite frankly she just has that look. You know, the blow job look. This girls been practicing that art since she was born. It’s just there in her eyes. We need confirmation from DJ but I know I’m right on th...
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Today’s Best - Michelle Ryan is Sexy and A Disturbing Look at Dictato
2008-04-01 22:00:00
I can’t say I’m a huge fan of her face. Luckily it didn’t take too long for my eyes to wander below the face. Turns out Michelle was an attempted Bond girl (lost out to Eva Green) What’s with the Bond girls though? I mean this girl isn’t anything spectacular. Is it far fetched to call up Jessica Alba and ask her to take the role? Can we get virtually ANY Playboy model or Maxim model to utter a few lines? It’s really not that bad an idea. Michelle Ryan is hot, yes, but come on. There’s plenty more out there. And the girl who won the role? Eva Green. Not hot at all. An Afternoon Snack with Michelle Ryan - Busted Coverage The 13 Sexiest Genocide Dictators - COED Magazine (NSFW) Pretty Disturbing Celebrity Endorsements - Holy Taco Candid Pictures of ESPN’s Stump the Schwab - Don Chavez The Kardashian Sisters - Drunkenstepfather Maria Menounos Doing a Little Jogging - Dirty Rotten Bride Keg Stand - Brahsome Disturbing yet funny p...
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Sexy Olly Girl Holly Huddleston
2008-04-01 13:45:00
She calls herself “Holly Lolly,” at least according to her Myspace Profile. Apparently Holly here is an Olly girl. I have no idea what that is nor do I really care. I know the Olly rhymes with Holly and Lolly. I know that Holly is also apparently dating Ryan Seacrest. He’s ...
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Today?s Best - Jenna Jameson/Aubrey O?Day and Jenny Frost
2008-03-31 22:22:00
I have no idea who Aubrey O’Day is but if she winds up looking like an alligator skin purse then I’ll know that she has Jenna Jameson to thank. What in God’s name are people doing to themselves? I really don’t understand this. The Best of Today Jenna Jameson has leather arms - Holy ...

Is Louise Glover Destined to Be in the WWE?
2008-03-31 13:45:00
It’s always nice to see Louise Glover because she’s ridiculous. It’s also nice to know she has a Myspace Profile. Louise is yet another British girl who simply mystifies me. Not only has she graced us with a few Playboy appearances but she’s been on the cover of a gazillion magazines. ...
More About: Hugh Hefner , Louise Glover

Today?s Best - Hayden Panettiere Cameltoe and Keeley Hazell is Everywhere
2008-03-28 22:00:00
Well since the whole world is showing these pictures of Hayden I figured I’d jump on the bandwagon. I’m a fan. Yes, she’s hot. Whatever man, I heard she was kind of mean in real life. You would be too if you had her super powers. The Best of Today Hayden Panettiere Showing off ...
More About: Keeley Hazell

I Can See Why Everyone is into Jakki Degg
2008-03-28 12:02:00
For a girl whose nipples I’ve never seen fully exposed, she sure poses nude and spreads her legs a lot. I was surprised to see that Jackie is 30 years old. I was also pleased to see a couple of personal party pictures in her Myspace profile. She also has an official ...
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Today?s Best - Elisha Cuthbert Gets an Honor and Jillian Beyor Spring Break
2008-03-27 21:32:00
I never thought I’d see Elisha Cuthbert look better than she did in The Girl Next Door. I guess I was completely wrong. I think I’ll just try and erase those episodes of “24″ where she kind of looked like a Nordic boy teenager. She’s certainly redeemed herself in this shot. The Best ...
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Laula Lavin is One Fiery Redhead
2008-03-27 12:45:00
The fact that I know she is British and that she’s 20 years old makes this all the better. The fact that she has a Myspace Profile and a few nude pictures doesn’t really phase me at this point. But knowing she’s got red hair and is hot? I think I may have ...
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Today?s Best - Keeley Hazell Topless and Barry Bonds Is Still With Us
2008-03-26 21:39:00
I have no comment on this because I just shit my pants. Good God. The Best of Today Keeley Hazell Couldn’t Be Any More NSFW - Dirty Rotten Barry Bonds Chilling and Eating Crap Food - Busted Coverage Jennifer Aniston Looking Nice in a Bikini - Don Chavez Bianca Beauchamp is BIG time - Attuworld Axl Rose - Come on ...

What would it take to convince Jaimie Nicole?
2008-03-26 12:45:00
Man does this girl remind me of the woman who could play the perfect MILF. Seriously. This is a very obscure reference but I’m hoping that Jaimie becomes the next Candy Vegas.(scroll down and the article is there) This is a woman who really didn’t even get going in the adult ...
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Today?s Best - Amanda Beard Makes the Top 25 and A Great Bitch Slap
2008-03-25 21:51:00
I’ll be the first to admit it. I don’t think Amanda Beard is all that attractive. I could share some pretty assy pictures of her. However, I will say this. When she’s done up, airbrushed and has just the right amount of moisture on her skin, she looks damned good. ...
More About: Great , Today , Bitch

Danneel Harris is upping the CW Network
2008-03-25 12:45:00
Danneel Harris . How about that? First it’s Sophia Bush, who is an obvious choice, but now there’s this Danneel Harris girl we have to contend with. I’ve never watched the show “One Tree Hill” but from these pictures I’ve seen, the red headed Harris shows a nice amount of skin. And ...
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Today?s Best - Derek Jeter Baking in the Sun and Tara Reid Doesn?t Slur Muc
2008-03-24 22:00:00
I’m a Yankees fan. I’ve been a Yankees fan my whole life. In all honesty I liked the Yankees better when they sucked and had Dave Winfield (my all time favorite player) and Don Mattingly. Don’t get me wrong. I still root for the team. I’m definitely a Derek ...
More About: Baking , Tara Reid , Today , Reid , Derek Jeter

The Next Mrs. Landers: Simona Fusco Stratten
2008-03-24 20:26:00
Ladies and gentlemen, Since I’ve been coined the “internet girl king” by many of my cohorts and pretty much myself, I figured that I’d start bringing even more women to you. I don’t know where, I don’t know how I’ll find them, but I will. And every so often, hopefully as much as possible, ...
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Tory Lane is the modern day Ashlyn Gere
2008-03-24 12:45:00
And I say the word “power” simply because this woman is the genuine article. You see some women come and go in the adult film world. And then you see some women who just tough it out scene after scene and film after film. Tory encompasses all of the things I for ...
More About: Lane , Modern , Gere

Today?s Best - A Look Down Kristin Cavallari and Ron Jeremy Still Doing It
2008-03-21 21:57:00
I’m sorry folks but you can’t tell me Kristin isn’t doing this on purpose. First of all I hear that she blew a guy at 13 years old. Second of all she’s a famous, hot celebrity who knows that the Paparazzi is hiding around every single corner of every single block. Then ...
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Maria Kanellis also has a Crappy Myspace Profile
2008-03-21 12:45:00
Well, as you all know Maria Kanellis is yet another WWE Diva to grace the pages of Playboy. Of course I have the link to the photo shoot. And you guys all know how fond I am of her counterpart Candice Michelle. Candice is currently the logo of this site. So you’ll have to forgive me when I add how disappointed I am in her Myspace Profile . I mean seriously Maria. Get your head in the game. The profile has like 6 pictures. Two are half decent and the rest is filled with horny losers commenting on how hot she is. That is not an Official Myspace page damnet. If you are ambitious enough to work with Hugh Hefner, at least be willing to put some party shots, WWE shots, something, anything to promote yourself on one of the most popular social networks in existence. On the other hand, just keep taking your clothes off and you’ll be fine. Don’t get me wrong. I truly love pictures like this. I’ll take a sexy shot any day of the week. However, as I’ve...

Today’s Best - March Madness Hotties and the future of Jessica Alba
2008-03-20 22:28:00
A. You just gotta love college.  B.  You just gotta love the fact that whenever there is any excuse to get completely drunk, inappropriate, or even naked, the youth of America will not run, they will sprint at that chance.  Take this fruity bandanna guy here.  He doesn’t even realize that he’s holding on to a transsexual.  You just have to love March Madness .  It might as well be a holiday.  Between baseball drafts, the college games, and Good Friday, this entire week should have been a vacation. The Best of Today Let the Madness March on - Busted Coverage A Glimpse into the future of Jessica Alba - Attuworld It’s New Jersey’s Bag day! - Don Chavez Hot Chicks Playing Guitar Hero - Flabber A Reminder of Some Florida Sexy Time - Loser with Socks The Models of “Deal or no Deal” - COED Magazine There’s a Reason Spitzer dropped 80 G’s - Holy Taco Kardashian’s Pooper Has an Address? - Dirty Rotten Kristen Cavallari Gives us a Pe...
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I Hope Daniela Pane Becomes a Household Name
2008-03-20 12:46:00
There’s something I like very much about this Daniela Pane . There’s also some things that I don’t like. I’m a little disturbed that the whole Italian guido/guidette thing that I thought was contained, seems to be spreading south. I was first surprised that there was even a contingent in Boston. Now I’ve spotted two other states that contain this mish mash of people. Arizona is one of them. Now? Maryland? What in the world are you Harbor people doing acting all Mafioso on us? I simply don’t understand it. Even on her Myspace Profile, Daniela gives a R.I.P reference and attaches a silly picture of the deceased. This is a sure sign on this bad element. But let’s get to the stuff I do like. Daniela has a great body, pretty face and parties hard. She also takes pictures in shopping carts. You gotta love that shine. When Daniela isn’t busy styling some woman’s hair or dancing near a pole with one of her friends, she lube...
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Today’s Best - Joe Francis is the Man and the Schlong Party
2008-03-19 22:00:00
I’ve decided that Today ’s Twelve and Ten or whatever number I choose to have is kind of gay. Whatever I find on the web, I find. Whatever I want to link to I’ll link to. And that’s just how it is, period. So enjoy. That and hi guys! The Best of Today Francis Making Money for doing nothing - Busted Coverage Fertility Festival has some “big” props - Asylum Miss COED - Catrinel Menghia - COED Magazine Kardashian Sporting some Panties - Attworld Somebody loves Stacy Keibler - Hottie Hunter Hilary Duff has My Vote for being hot - Dirty Rotten The Japanese Really need some Spanish Fly - Holy Taco Man These Guys are Pathetic- Tasty Booze Audrina Partridge Naked Pics - On205th (NSFW) FUS Cowgirl Makes Brock Horny - Macgsworld Florida Marlins Mermaids - Damn - Epic Carnival Larry Bowa, Still Crazy - Loser With Socks Cheryl Tweedy is Humpty - Next Round Man I love Aria Giovanni - Bitten and Bound Jamie Lynn Sigler Wearing some boots - BBI Donald Trump ...
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I Have The Most Hope Dworaczyk Pictures
2008-03-19 12:46:00
Put it this way.  As long as the baby doesn’t come out having a head the size of Quentin Tarantino then I think we’re fine here. I would assume that Jason Kidd has at least read something in relation to the size of his son’s head right? We’ve been saying this stuff ever since the kid attended his first basketball game. Well, I hope that the mesh of genes of Kidd and Hope Dworaczyk produce a more stable and proportional child. I was quite pleased to find that Hope actually has a Myspace Page. It’s not the greatest in the world but at least it gave me an excuse to put her up here. And she most certainly deserves to be up here. I tell ya, Kidd ain’t the prettiest guy in the world but he most certainly knows how to pick ‘em. I guess it helps being a millionaire and having ridiculous court vision. Alright, since we don’t know shit about Hope let’s try and focus on Mr. Kidd here for a moment. Dare I turn this article into a s...
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Today’s Twelve - Adios Allison Stokke, Hello Melanie Adams
2008-03-18 22:00:00
Hello folks. In case you may have noticed, the powers that be over at Facebook decided it was time for me to stop harassing their ladies. A cease and desist letter put a prompt end to a once promising website. But I digress. A new and better site from yours truly is in the works and I will be very excited to present it to the world..in due time. Meanwhile, enjoy today’s links. The Twelve Melanie Adams is the new kid on the block - With Leather Pizza and Soft Porn is a Good Combo - Asylum That’s One Way to Stop a Flight - Busted Coverage Jennifer Anniston Wearing Very Little - Attuworld Bai Ling’s Private Photos - Drunkenstepfather Tennis Hottie Maria Kirilenko - COED Magazine Pamela Anderson Showing some “Region” - Dirty Rotten Ludacris Got Busy All over the Country - Tasty Booze Insane DMX Interview - Holy Taco Is Lena Headey Hot? - On205th Yankees/Sox: Here we Go - The Big Lead Hirano Aya Is a Naughty Schoolgirl - BBI
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