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Magnesium to Modulate your Sex Drive
2008-04-23 12:23:00
Losing interest in sex? Ever felt like you don’t have that much libido lately? Maybe you’re suffering from low levels of magnesium in your body.Magnesium is the fourth most abundant mineral in the human body, and the ninth most abundant in the universe. We are born with it. In our bones we have around 50% of total body magnesium but in our blood we have only 1% of magnesium. It's a small part but very important for people's health. Magnesium is needed for more than 300 biochemical reactions in the body. That includes the production of sex hormones such as androgen, estrogen and neurotransmitters that modulate the sex drive - such as dopamine and epinephrine. It’s also involved in the transportation of oxygen in your muscle tissues. Magnesium promotes muscle strength and endurance. What is really great is that it also is proven to promote relaxation which is important for a more conducive atmosphere for one hot bout in bed.Do you know that magnesium has also been known as the...
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The Danger of Human Papilloma Virus
2008-04-17 11:25:00
Are you the sexually active type? Do you like having sex with different partners? Then, you could be infected with Human Papilloma Virus . Do you know that this virus can get you cancer? What’s worse, you could be infecting others without knowing it. Have I captured your attention already? It’s about time that you pay attention to it. They say knowledge is power; so here are the quick facts about HPV.Papilloma viruses are a diverse group of DNA-based viruses that infect the skin and mucous membranes of humans and a variety of animals. Human papilloma viruses (HPV) infect humans.All HPVs are transmitted by skin-to-skin contact and/or via objects that can carry the virus to infect a new host. There are approximately 130 types of HPVs identified. 30 to 40 of it have been known to be sexually transmitted.HPV types are often referred to as “low-risk” (wart-causing) or “high-risk” (cancer-causing), based on whether they put a person at risk for cancer.This virus is often asympt...
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Fight Cancer and Boost Your Sex Life with Selenium
2008-04-08 13:02:00
Selenium is an important trace mineral that works stronger along with Vitamin E, as antioxidants that protect cells from damage by substances called free radicals. It is also incorporated into proteins to make selenoproteins, which are important antioxidant enzymes that also protect cells from free radicals. Free radicals are the ones that cause cancer. It keeps the heart healthy, slows down aging, and prevents the hardening of tissues through oxidation, helps regulate the thyroid and is necessary for proper immune system function. This trace mineral is essential to many body functions and can be found in every body cell, but especially in the kidneys, liver, spleen, pancreas, and testes. In males, similar to zinc, approximately half of the body's selenium concentrates in the testicles and parts of the seminal ducts around the prostate gland.Possible benefits that can be derived from healthy amounts of selenium in the body include:Protection against cataracts and muscular degenerat...
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Increase Your Libido with Zinc
2008-04-05 14:40:00
Zinc has the ability to increase your sex drive. It is one of the main requirements for the production of testosterone. It also contributes to a normal sperm count. Low levels of zinc in your body leads to lower sperm count and lower sex drive or, worst, the absence of it. Zinc is important to keep your prostate healthy, to aid in regulating your prostatic fluids, and to aid in the production of semen. Some researches also suggest that Zinc can aid in avoiding prostate cancer. For women, zinc deficiency may also lead to lower libido, irregular periods, and insufficient vaginal lubrication.Generally, zinc is important for a healthy immune system, and is also of use in fighting skin problems such as acne, boils and sore throats. It is further needed for cell division, and is needed by the tissue of the hair, nails and skin to be in top form. Zinc is further used in the growth and maintenance of muscles. Children, for normal growth and sexual development, also require zinc. Zinc also h...
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Why Sex is Good for You
2008-03-26 11:27:00
Except for contracting sexually transmitted diseases when you’re excessively adventurous in this regard, yes, sex is definitely good for your health. I’m aware that it’s a really old zombie topic (comes back to life again and again) and that most people have encountered this information before; but tell me, how many of you could still remember and enumerate ALL the benefits you’ll get from sex? I doubt there will be at least one.And so, in the spirit of pro-creation, pro-sex, and just for the heck of it, here’s a quick (I wish) rundown of what YOU can get from sex:Sex is a good exercise. Here’s what you’ll get for doing it frequently (masturbation is not counted).Lower cholesterol – An aggressive and vigorous sex burns 200 calories. Do it everyday and you’ll have zero fat in your body, guaranteed.Healthier heart – Not only will you lose weight, sex also guarantees a reduced risk of heart ailments.Toned muscles - Muscular contractions during intercourse work the p...
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Onions and the Heat of the Night
2008-03-21 09:04:00
You get tears when you peel it. And yes, the ancients believe that it’s an aphrodisiac. Since prehistoric times the onion has been considered an aphrodisiac. In the days of the Egyptian pharaohs, celibate priests were forbidden to eat onions because of its potential effects to raise their libidinous desires out of control. They are mentioned in many classic Hindu texts on the art of making love and were commonly used as an aphrodisiac in ancient Greece. Ancient Greeks believed that certain bitter edible bulbs (that includes garlic, and onion) stimulated passion. They were cooked in various ways, and eaten with “aphrodisiac salads” containing honey and sesame seeds. Also in France, newlyweds were served onion soup on the morning after their wedding night to restore their libido.What is it that onions have to make them believe that it’s an aphrodisiac? For one thing, onions are rich in sulfur compounds, the one that turns us into tears when chopping it. These sulfur compounds ...
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Placebo Aphrodisiac
2008-03-12 09:52:00
This post was guest blogged by Donna Turner, who writes about erotic stories, sex advice, and sex toys at Shop Sex Toys Online. Get the best sex toys at The AdultToyShoppe.If you want to try something fun, then collect all the aphrodisiac foods that you can and share them together. What will happen to your sex drive? Does slurping oysters really enhance the mood and increase your sex drive? We are about to find out!Aphrodisiac s originated from a few known places, the first was back in the days of Greek mythology, the reason behind the sexual enhancement brought on by aphrodisiacs that at that time is that food was at times scarce. Full and complete nutrition is a basic need for life and once this need was met, then a person could focus on other needs, hence sex. Also a mal-nourished body has no libido, so a fully nourished body is more likely to want to engage in sex whereas a hungry body will focus on filling the belly! This basic need for human survival is another reason that food...
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Dodders for Increased Fertility
2008-03-06 11:47:00
In traditional Chinese medicine, Dodder or Cuscuta seeds were generally used as an aphrodisiac and as treatment to most uro-genital disorders. Similarly, in western herbalism, the species Cuscuta epithymum is most commonly used in healing.Cuscuta is the name of a group of plants in the morning glory family. Cuscuta is more often called "dodder" in English-speaking countries; and its species are found almost everywhere in the world. Other names include hellweed, devil's gut, beggarweed, strangle tare, scaldweed, dodder of thyme, greater dodder, and lesser dodder. Cuscuta seeds are called Tu Si Zi in Chinese. These seeds are from the species Cuscuta Japonica (although some refer to it more as Cuscuta Chinensis).Despite being considered as a destructive weed by western agriculturists, some western herbalists use the C. epithymum (the one that grows in thyme) to treat and support liver function, spleen, and gallbladder disorders such as jaundice. It is also considered as a mild laxativ...

Super Sea Horse for Super Sexual Strength
2008-02-28 08:47:00
Damn, they’re getting extinct for their purported aphrodisiac properties; but people wanted to stay young and be strong in bed. You can’t blame them. If your wife’s just after your damn money, she’ll just dispose of you like trash if you can’t even satisfy them in bed.According to Traditional Chinese Medicine, the larger the sea horse the more super their potency will be. They are comparing its power to those of “Sea Dragon” (actually, they’re also related to sea horses or perhaps sea horses themselves but are more flamboyant-looking) only slightly weaker. One drink of it turned into tea or mixed with other herbal stuff into an alcoholic drink and you’ll be as strong as a wild dragon, at least as some cases suggest.Sea Horse is considered to be a powerful sex tonic. It provides strong Yang energy to the kidney giving it its reputation as an aphrodisiac. It is used in a wide variety of men's tonic formulations to build sexual strength.Seahorses have been eaten for ...
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Valentine's Tips You'll Never Forget
2008-02-14 10:01:00
uuhhh yes, yourdaily dose ofsoft core.Okay it’s officially Valentine’s Day (here in the Philippines). Let me be the first to greet you “HAPPY VALENTINE’S!!!” I’m not going to tell you about its history or anything. (I believe I’ve done it already, or perhaps not; got to check my archives…) I want this post to take only a while but to the point. So, here’s what Love Potion (Gayuma) can offer to you this most dear day of hearts. Read on:Learn about the meaning of flowers and how to send them as giftsBe romantic just for this special occasionGet a girlfriend today in case you don’t have oneTell corny jokes to impress your loved one with your humorKnow if your dream girl thinks you’re her dream boyUnlock the secrets of humor and make her laugh just this onceGet a once in a lifetime chance to be an ideal manFind out what really turns her on and on.Craft a potion to own him/her for eternityServe luscious aphrodisiacs that will set your nights on fireKnow when you hav...
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Lotus Seed for premature ejaculation
2008-02-12 11:24:00
Chinese name: Lianzi (蓮子)Pharmaceutical Name: Semen NelumbinisBotanical Name: Nelumbo nucifera GaertnCommon Name: Lotus seedLotus seeds or Lotus nuts are the seeds of plants in the genus Nelumbo, particularly the species Nelumbo nucifera. The seeds are of great importance to East Asian cuisine and are used extensively in traditional Chinese medicine and in Chinese desserts. The seeds are most commonly sold in the shelled and dried form. Fresh lotus seeds are relatively uncommon in the market except in areas of lotus root and seed production, where they are sometimes sold as a raw snack. The lotus seeds are collected from August to September. After the skins of the seeds have been removed, the seeds are dried in the sun.Used extensively in pastries, lotus seeds are believed to be highly medicinal when cooked in clear soups. They are believed to be particularly nutritious and restorative of one’s health in this state and that they are able to “clear the heat” in one’s body...
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Pito pito
2008-01-29 09:29:00
A Tagalog word which literally means “seven-seven”. “Pito pito is most commonly used to refer to the blend of seven leaves of seven traditional herbal medicinal plants, usually prepared as a decoction or a poultice and used in a wide variety of folkloric applications: headaches, fever, cough, colds, migraine, asthma, abdominal pains, diarrhea, etc. The ingredients vary according to availability and intended use. Seven (pito) is believed to be numerologically essential to the efficacy of the eventual formulation.” [stuartexchange.org]Traditionally, seven is believed to be a lucky number so if you put together seven medicinal herbs together, then it will become a very potent and effective “cure-all” concoction. Traditionally, it was used as treatment of mild to moderate symptoms of sickness. Once it gets into an extreme and life threatening situation, a quack doctor, or a traditional medicine man, is usually summoned to address it.From my experience, Pinoys usually concoc...

Deer Antlers as aphrodisiac
2008-01-23 09:02:00
Yes, its real deer antlers and they’re from live deer. You might think that they were hunted down to extinction for this purpose, but that’s a “no”. (It might be true for their pelt but not for their antlers.) It might be true before, perhaps, but today, according to the sources I’ve read, they take it from the deer without killing them since it’s only the tip of their antlers that they’re after.They call this tip as “deer antler velvet”, or just “deer velvet”. Deer velvet is named after the soft velvet-like covering of deer antlers while they are growing and still in a cartilaginous state, before they harden into bone. “Deer antlers”, by the way, are organs of bone which regenerate each year from the heads of male deer. They grow with remarkable swiftness and every year, after the roar and mating season, the antlers are cast to begin the cycle again in the spring. After removal, antlers are frozen and transported under sanitary conditions. The product is t...
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Guide to Multiple Male Orgasms
2008-01-18 14:48:00
You’re having trouble with your performance in bed. You can’t last longer than what your partner expect you to be; and, sorry to say, you feel inadequate about it. What’s worse is, you’ve tried it on a donkey or a goat in the farm and the animal just smiled at you as if intending to insult you and aggravate more the situation you’re in. You feel so pathetic afterwards that you begin to think of committing suicide to end your misery.Before you do that, have you tried consulting a sex therapist, or at least considered browsing through the internet to answer your problem? If not, then you’re in luck. This guide is for you and the several thousands of guys just like you. Yes, you’re not alone in your pursuit for a longer more satisfying “H-AP-P-I-N-E-S-S”. There are other “pathetic males” just like you living on the face of this God-forsaken planet.Experts say that the root of most of your problem lies in the brain. Psychological and environmental factors affect th...
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Nettle an aphrodisisiac
2008-01-08 10:01:00
Mag nettle para humaba ang...Nettle is the common name for any of between 30-45 species of flowering plants of the genus Urtica in the family Urticaceae, with a cosmopolitan though mainly temperate distribution. They are mostly herbaceous perennial plants, but some are annual and a few are shrubby.A tasty green food your body recognizes, the “stinging nettle” (Urtica dioica or urens) is a weed native to Europe, Asia, as well as North America. (Various unrelated plants are sometimes also called nettles -- the Old World nettle trees of the elm family, and the prickly horse nettle of the nightshade family) The shoots grow from two to three feet, to as high as 10', and flourish in soils that are high in nitrogen. All nettles sting, but thankfully their stinging properties disappear once they've been dried or cooked. As they are used throughout Europe, nettles make a valuable tonic after the long winter months because they provide a potent natural source of a number of vitamins and...

Chinese Herbal Aphrodisiacs
2007-12-31 14:22:00
In traditional Chinese medicine, one’s sexual health is connected with one’s kidneys. Yes, when you have kidneys that have weak chi circulation, then you’re definitely having sexual problems. Due to this, Chinese herbal medicines meant to cure your sexual dysfunction always target your kidney channels to improve its circulation. Your kidney chi and essence direct your sexual development and keep your libido healthy; improving the health of your kidneys often means increasing the health of your libido. Most Chinese herbal aphrodisiacs enhance sex drive and performance because they build kidney yin, kidney yang, and kidney Essence. More than that, they enhance immunity, energy, and stamina, giving them a profound impact on your overall health and longevity.In China, vitality and sexual desire comes hand in hand. Without one, the other is useless. Due to this, they have come to great lengths discovering and perfecting their aphrodisiac recipes to generate and maximize its dual ac...
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Cobra an aphrodisiac
2007-12-30 08:37:00
It is quite uncertain how and why it started; but it hasn’t gone unnoticed for many psychologists that most aphrodisiacs, especially from the east, are derived mostly from creatures that are either dangerous, or are so rare that it is difficult to come by. Because of these beliefs of power being drawn from the bellies of rare poisonous and fierce animals, it often lead to disastrous consequences such as lives sacrificed for obtaining such precious (and most often highly priced) elixirs, and the demise of a species hunted down to extinction. One such animal is the cobra. The more poisonous the species is, the more potent its aphrodisiac qualities. (Of course, it follows that the more powerful the effect is the more expensive, right?)Drinking these serpents’ blood is the usual method to derive its aphrodisiac power. It is done by mixing the cobra’s blood with a strong alcoholic beverage. Most say, the alcohol serves as a neutralizer to kill the taste of the snake’s blood. Othe...
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Orgasm
2007-12-24 08:29:00
An orgasm (sexual climax) is the conclusion of the plateau phase of the human sexual response cycle, and may be experienced by both males and females. Orgasm is characterized by intense physical pleasure, controlled by the involuntary, or autonomic, nervous system. It is accompanied by quick cycles of muscle contraction in the lower pelvic muscles, which surround the primary sexual organs and the anus. Orgasms are often associated with other involuntary actions, including muscular spasms in other areas of the body, a general euphoric sensation, and, less frequently, vocalizations.--WikipediaI believe everybody has encountered this word quite frequently these days; but it’s also true that not all are well-informed and/or have experienced it. Orgasm is that very pleasurable feeling one experiences through sexual stimulation be it masturbation or through coitus.According to common belief, women take more time to reach orgasm compared to men but recent scientific research showed that ...

Maca an aphrodisiac
2007-12-16 11:03:00
maca-kapagpatigas, maca-kapagpatayo, maca-kabuo ka ng babykung mahilig ka sa maca...Lepidium meyenii or maca is an herbaceous biennial plant or annual plant (some sources say a perennial plant) native to the high Andes of Bolivia and Peru. It is grown for its fleshy hypocotyl (actually a fused hypocotyl and taproot), which is used as a root vegetable and a medicinal herb. Its Spanish and Quechua names include maca-maca, maino, ayak chichira, and ayak willku.The growth habit, size, and proportions of the maca are roughly similar to those of the radish and the turnip, to which it is related. The stem is short and lies along the ground, with only the tips curling up. The frilly leaves are born in a rosette at the soil surface, and are continuously renewed from the center as the outer leaves die. The off-white, self-fertile flowers are born on a central raceme, and are followed by 4-5 mm siliculate fruits, each containing two small (2-2.5 mm) reddish-gray ovoid seeds. The seeds, which a...
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Tribulus Terrestris an aphrodisiac
2007-12-10 17:50:00
Tribulus terrestris is a flowering plant in the family Zygophyllaceae, native to warm temperate and tropical regions of the Old World in southern Europe, southern Asia, throughout Africa, and in northern Australia. It can thrive even in desert climates and poor soil.Like many weedy species, this plant has many common names. Puncture Vine, Caltrop, Yellow Vine, Gokshura, and Goathead are the most widely used; others include automobile-weed, bindy eye, bindii, bullhead, burnut, burra gokhroo, calthrops, cat's head, common dubbeltjie, devil's thorn, devil's weed, doublegee, dubbeltje, ground bur-nut, isiHoho, land caltrop, Maltese cross, Mexican sandbur, puncture weed, rose, small caltrops, sticker, tackweed, and Texas sandbur (also T. micrococcus).It is a tap-rooted herbaceous perennial plant that grows as a summer annual in colder climates. The stems radiate from the crown to a diameter of about 10 cm to over 1 m, often branching. They are usually prostrate, forming flat patches, ...
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Ashwagandha an aphrodisiac
2007-11-27 17:26:00
"Ashawa mo ghaghanda (hik) kapagnaka (hik) ashwagandha ka (hik)....."Ashwagandha (Withania somnifera), also known as Indian ginseng, Winter cherry, Ajagandha, Kanaje Hindi and Samm Al Ferakh, is a plant in Solanaceae or nightshade family. It grows as a stout shrub that reaches a height of 170cm. Like the tomato which belongs to the same family, ashwagandha bears yellow flowers and red fruit, though its fruit is berry-like in size and shape. Ashwagandha grows prolifically in India, Pakistan, and Sri Lanka.“Ashwagandha”, in Sanskrit, means "horse's smell", probably originating from the odor of its root which resembles that of sweaty horse. The species name somnifera means "sleep-bearing" in Latin, indicating it was considered a sedative, but it has been also used for sexual vitality and as an adaptogen. Some herbalists refer to ashwagandha as “Indian ginseng”, since it is used in ayurvedic medicine in a way similar to that ginseng is used in traditional Chinese medicine.In Ay...
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Muira Puama an aphrodisiac
2007-11-21 18:06:00
Also referred to as “potency wood”, “marapuama”, and “Potenzholz”; Muira Puama (Ptychopetalum Olacoides) is a native shrub with white flowers found in Brazil and the Amazon forest area. Reaching up to 5 meters in height and produces pungent flowers with a jasmine like fragrance, it grows abundantly across the Amazon River basin. There are only two species of small trees under the genus, Ptychopetalum. One variety, P. olacoides, grows in the tropical parts of America, Brazil, French Guiana, Guyana, and Suriname. The P. uncinatum is found only in Brazil.For many decades, Muira Puama has been used as medicine owing to its parts which have medicinal and healing properties. The indigenous people living in the Amazon basin have been using Muira Puama as a healing medicine. The stems and roots of young plants were used as tonics to treat neuromuscular problems. The natives also used a root concoction in baths and massages. It was believed to have therapeutic effects on paralysi...
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