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How to start a home based daycare, childcare business in your home.
2008-03-11 09:58:00
Click ImageI'm not going to even fake like i know about starting a daycare in your house. I know just about as much as anyone who lives in the hood, i know people are doing it and i know people are making allot of money doing it. It makes allot of sense because allot of people are making money doing what they basically already do anyway...watching kids. That seems like the way to go if you want to get an income or some extra money.Think about it, your sister and brothers and cousins are already either dropping their kids off or are the kids themself that you are watching anyway, might as well turn it into a business. I mean as long as you are watching them anyway might as well get paid, right? So here is the ultimate how to guide, step by step from beginning to end. But just for the record, if you are one of them hollar at kids all the time types of individuals this is not the occupation for you. Because i know some people who have kids that should never have been let near kids, t...
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My dog is the victim of racism. Get the hell out of here.
2008-03-10 18:18:00
I KNOW HOW AMERICA FEELS ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE, BUT BLACK DOGS? WOW THIS TAKES RACISM TO COSMIC and COMIC LEVELSIf you read the story in the paper or saw the story on the evening news or even nationally on CNN you have a inkling what i am talking about. When i saw this story i almost pee'd on myself it was so crazy, stupid and oddly easy to imagine. Now as a black guy in the ghetto my race card is like american express for white people, i never leave home without it. I need it when i walk into a predominately white business establishment with a baseball hat on and the proprietor or maybe a lowly employee nearly faints before she gets herself together, or an older couple huddles together for protection when i walk by or even stares at my braids (yes even black geeks wear braids) like its an idian head wrap from nigghanistan. We really need to stop being like (what i mean by we is yall)Now it has escalated to include pets and domestic animals. Whats next lab animals? Certain drugs work ...
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Stumbleupon will blow your site, profile or page clean up with traffic.
2008-03-06 09:03:00
I love stumbleupon, it really brings the traffic, the more friends you have the more traffic.I am trying to make friends so if you make me a friend i will friend you right back. Just click the image and click make a him a friend and i will make you my friend. Thanks Best online background check
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Lingerie Fashion Show. Sexy black Women Models (rated r)
2008-03-06 04:00:00
Lingerie Fashion Show . Sexy black Women Models Lingerie Fashion Show. "RATED(LA)get yo little ass outta here".May not be suitable for kids under 15.From the Streets to the Runway, scenes from vol. 3 of Access Styles Urban Runway Fashion Shows Produced by Henderson "Tiger" Leonard. Stay tuned for the pilot of Access Styles. produced by StreetWise Productions and BlackTree Media. For more info check out www.blacktreemedia.comFrom the Streets to the Runway, scenes from vol. 3 of Access Styles Urban Runway Fashion Shows Produced by Henderson "Tiger" Leonard. Stay tuned for the pilot of Access Styles the Best online background check
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The sexiest pink sexy shorts on a black girl i have seen.
2008-03-05 22:41:00
I don't even have a post, i just had to share this picture with my "ghetto booty" addicted readers. I know this is just good ole fashioned bad girl sexy. How? Because my girl was tripping on the pic. CLick the picture to go to this extra bamma ghetto booty contest page. Leave a comment if the picture hit you right or wrong.Best online background check
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Why is now the exact wrong time for a black president?
2008-03-05 11:00:00
Ain't it just like America to wait till the country is doomed to let a black mothafu**a get a turn at running this rageddy ass joint.There has never been a worst time in american history, at least until the future show up and this is the time that its all off a sudden peaches and cream racially. I don;t buy that shit. Niggas should know that by the time white america let us have anything its usually burned up. Like racism gonna just all of a sudden be gone, nigga please!If obama win that will just be a chance for the historians to credit the fall of the united states of america to be blamed on a black man, like welfare and crime. Even if he win he will be coming in on the ass end of some already messed up stuff. And besides that how come we ain't getting none of the usually black man running for president jokes? How come nobody is saying stuff like they did when Jesse jackson was running? Black is black, at least most of the time. If obama wins there are supposed to be comedians t...
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Fired Airline workers sticks it too old bosses by divulging secrets.
2008-03-05 09:33:00
I was a hard-working travel agent for 6 long years at a major airline corporation.....Until they made the decision to fire me one morning over a completely bogus reason! Here's my way of saying no thank you when they offered me a new contract earlier this year. I know all the ins-and-outs of the airline industry like the back of my hand. With my extensive knowledge, I've written this awesome and airline screwing informational guide on how you too can save a truckload of money on traveling -- the secrets that only the ones in this industry would ever be familiar with. I've been threatened with legal action; I've been harassed with midnight phone calls; I've been begged and pleaded with; and when all else failed; they even tried filing damage charges against me for releasing confidential secrets to the public. I've even broken a career-long friendship with my boss in order to bring to you this mind-boggling guide. [To Paul if you are reading this: I am sorry, but I did tell you...
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Greenbay Packers let farve go and down. Disgusting.
2008-03-04 23:10:00
Brett Farve Retires from football. I knew it was coming but i really hate it now that its here. After last years season it i knew he was not going to retire after almost getting to the superbow. Why would the greenbay executive office want to break up a team so good? Brett's reasons were mental exhaustion strangely, not physical. I think brett thinks the Packer head office doesnt want him back, and bretts pissed with every right to be. Thompson my man, you are an idiot!My theory is that he wants to play footbal but just can't take anymore of the usual greenbay executive bull-crap. Farve just called the team and quit. Why wouldn't the franchise beg him to stay? I have reason to beleive that they want to go in a different direction. Ted Thompson wan't Brett Farve to retire for salary cap money. These guys are idiots. I think Brett Farve will play for someone else and as a die hard Packer fan, i don't want to see that. I think that the idiotic Thompson is jealous that farve got th...
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"Privilege to use deadly force?" Milwaukees alderman Puente.
2008-03-04 22:11:00
Being burglarized does not give you the privileged to use deadly force. Thats what the milwaukee alderman Robert W. Puente 9th District said on public access television. What i want to know is what kind of mind uses "privelege" to describe the use of deadly force? What a complete butt-hole. I expect stupidity from the milwaukee powers that be but come on this is obscene. I mean we are the state where the alderman won an election from jail. Even though i like the alderman for doing it, i'm supposed to. But tell me, how can you lose an election to a dude in jail? Milwaukee is the politically stupidest city on earth. But back to this disrespectful alderman puentes.It started when the store owners son went out the front door of the store to stand on the stoop and smoke a cigarette and coincidentally a passing police cruiser (more ruders) saw him standing 3 feet from his store doorway and noticed the bulge in his waist from the gun he carries in the store as protection. I need to add t...
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Race War 2012 The revolution will be digitized.
2008-03-04 03:17:00
The revolution was televised.America has been crazy going on twenty five years as best as I can remember, especially the urban parts I live in. But I never thought it could get to where it is now, not in a billion million gazillion years. OK that may be a little too concrete, I’ll say I knew this was possible but I justwanted to think it wasn’t. Yea it has been crazy for a while now, but this is insane.It’s kinda simple seeming now looking back, If you look at all the things that happened written down in chronological order, it’s almost obvious. But at the time they were just crazy crap happening along with the other crazy crap. I mean a race war almost had to happen. A race war that there was no way in hell we could have won. Though we are pretty much defeated, statistically at least, we are never going to be defeated mentally. We strike like terrorists, while the real terrorists strike at our once mighty country and Mexicans scramble for position when America falls. We are...
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Lisa Nicole Carson - Hollywoods neglected sexy ladies of TV.
2008-03-02 22:43:00
I don't care who you are or what sized women you ummmm ....Think about alone, this woman is a beauty. I only remember her from her legs on Ally Mc Beal, and thats saying something if you have seen her voluptuous body. This woman is the epitome of sexy auntie and a sure as hell a MILF allot. She the one they should have on the view, this is allot of woman and the lot is in all the right places. Mommi, if you read this article google husla3x and send me a little quote i can add to the article and send me a few pictures in case my black as* go to jail in the future.Husla3x Blackfriendonline.comBest online background check
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I say no to drugs. They just don't listen. Weed = Paxil in da hood.
2008-03-01 19:49:00
I was going through stuff that i sell and i came across an item i had actually forgotten about. Its a how to stop smoking weed book, i dam near laughed myself off the toilet. In the 40 years i have been living, husling and living in the hood i have never met a person addicted to weed. I ain't talking about like the hell out of weed addicted i am talking about bust your head open for money to get weed addicted. The secret to quit smoking weed is brokeness, poverty, no moneyness, whatever is in this book is for people i did not even know existed.I know dudes and girls who smoke weed allday everyday and they ain't scratching and chewing their tongues if they don't have any. The most that might happen is you hear them say, "dam i wish i had a blunt!" The super smart white folks news articles and experts say yes it is true that weed is addicting but i don't think they have ever smoked weed. Testing it on rats is one thing, testing it on hood rats is another thing. I wish they would ...
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I call this one Big Thick Booty Girl Walking. Sweeeeet!
2008-03-01 04:35:00
I call this one Big Girl Walking . hella Sweet. Somebody told me i havent had a big ghetto booty on the blog in a while. Shutup now.Best online background check
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George Clinton & Parliament Funkadelic Live concert Funk video 10 mins.
2008-03-01 04:20:00
Free funk from your boy husla3x up here in milwaukee "home of the funk" and of course home of the crazy niggaz. Anyway thats controver"shall" so jam this all those old school addicts like myself.Pfunk was slammin by the time they rolled into Columbus this last tour. After a rousing Standing on the Verge/Anybody Gets Funk ed they broke out the tours only Aquaboogie. Get jams like this here.Best online background check
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My inlaws have made my life hell. I think i am finally out.
2008-02-29 23:18:00
I am one of the most ghetto individuals i know, or so i thought. I mean i have been shot, stabbed, in jail, a husler a quasi-pimp and lived poor in the hood for most of my life but i have never fully comprehended the absolute idiocy of the ghetto situation. At least until my wifes entire family started living with us for a "few Months" From that day on my house has been retarded.If you read this and wonder how we could let this happen the answer is we are never really home and my wife was raised in a home like this description of my new home environment. My family has always asked me why i remain and the answer is simple, i love my girl and i would not dare leave my kids alone with these people. They have a 13-0 track record of jailing their off spring. My kids after all this are all college graduates and students. I suffered for them to prosper, i am a fricken hero, but now they are grown and i am out. But let me run down a few selection from the retard years.First it was her siste...
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Sellout or Solid? Does this make sense, what he is saying?
2008-02-25 18:17:00
What yall think about what this guy is saying? All i can think of right away is, "Dam he talk white! He talk whiter than white people. I hope he is not poor because...... Any way let me know what you think. Sell-out or Solid ?Best online background check
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Maybe its not the cars causing greenhouse? Alternate theory.
2008-02-22 20:13:00
Ever thunk this? Alternate global warning theory, simplified. I am an over-simplifier. I tend to look at things and automatically break them down to their most basic states of existence. I guess some would call me a minimalist, I don’t agree. I think it’s just a character facet, in all other ways I am flamboyant. I’ll give you an example. When other people see a doctor they see a person that is almost more than human. They see a person with a great deal of power, almost magical in description. When I see a doctor, I see a body mechanic, no more, no less. I am thankful that someone has dedicated their life to learning and practicing the ways and sciences of the human body, mind and spirit. In my mind (and whoever created the college PhD, doctorate ranks)that doctor is the equivalent of master of a field of study. People tend to confuse stuff like that, that’s why in religion people confuse the term perfect with its real meaning, learned. They say someone was perfect, flawle...
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Find the truth about salesman, doctors, cab drivers, anyone.
2008-02-22 02:31:00
Find the truth about salesman, doctors, cab drivers, anyone.Alt: Better listen before you come up missing.My great uncle had a saying when I was a kid, “better listen before you come up missing.”I never really knew what it meant but it rhymed so it stayed in my mind. That was over 35 years ago when Uncle Ernie would come into the kitchen from his bedroom off the kitchen on the first floor. He would always say, every single day, “what's the news Bub?” and then go about cooking his beans, which he left to simmer every day for after work at the steel mill. He had a whole lot of sayings, like he would ask if I understood in German or one of a thousand other German terms. He wasn’t German but he was in the big one. “Better listen, before you come up missing” always rattled around in my head. I figured out what he meant by it as a teenager one of my friends in fact did turn up missing because he didn’t listen to his mom. That put a whole nother meaning onto it. I really ...
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Random rotating funny ghetto videos from the hood. humor on the go.
2008-02-19 22:17:00
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The world will make you miss the old days, because the new days suck.
2008-02-17 21:26:00
The world will make you miss the old days, because the new days suck.…more bounce to the ounce. – Roger Troutman…I want to be Free-he-he-he. – Sugarfoot Ohio Player…Hiphop-dehibby-dehibby-to the hip hip hoppin you don’t stop rockin to the bang bang boogie …say up jumped the boogie to the rhythm of the boogedy beat. – Sugar hill gang…. They smileing in your face, all the time they want to take your place, the back-stabbers. …..Backstabbers. - The mighty mighty O’jays.…F*ck the poleeese, F*ck the, F*ck the, F*ck the poleese - N.W.A Niggaz wit attitudesI miss the simpler times. I’m talking about back in the day, old school, as the kids say. I miss the times when there wasn’t new cars in everybody driveway and your uncle or friend would come over in his new ride and the house would empty. I miss the times where you could stay out late by yourself at 12-15 years old and not have to worry about getting shot or robbed. The thought would be in your mind in the...
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Does ghetto living mean you think less? or less intelligent?
2008-02-16 03:51:00
Does ghetto living make you think less?It only took me until I was 7 to figure out that most people that lived around me could give a flying cats butt about big issues like the president and the war in Iraq. The only thing you may hear about the war is that they still haven’t found bin laden but they can find me to lock me up for a ticket from 1984. Sometimes you get the one about “bush dumb ass” or white people need to quit butting into other people business. The subject never goes beyond that and that’s fine and dandy because generally we don’t think it has anything to do with us. If it was poor black person making the decision we would never have gone to war in the first place months after 9-11 happened. We would have went the same day and we also would have been serious about warring. We wouldn’t be giving out any sandwiches or teaching them how to anything other than stop or get blasted. So we really don’t need to think too much to arrive at that solution. And if ...
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Find Out what you need to without Snooping and guerilla tactics.
2008-02-13 03:01:00
Find Out what you need to without Snooping Through Their Things.No matter how solid our relationships are, every one of us has had a moment in time where we doubt the honesty of our husband or wife. Usually such a feeling of distrust is brought about by a sudden change in behavior.Perhaps your loved one has suddenly lost weight, made new friends, or is staying out late after work. Maybe he or she seems to be taking more phone calls in private than usual, or just seems to be daydreaming more. Most of the time these are innocent changes that occur as part of the growing process, but they are certain to breed insecurity with the one left waiting at home.How can you find the answers without getting busted? As soon as questions arise about our husband or wife, we want answers – quickly. We need to put the fears to rest, or immediately confirm them so we can deal with the problem.One of the oldest forms of spying on a husband or wife has been the act of snooping through their belonging...
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Clear your back car window of snow, Idiot! and use your blinker too.
2008-02-13 00:38:00
Why do some people ride around in snowy weather without clearing the rear window of snow? I have the answer, they are idiots. These are the same people who either don't use blinkers or wait until the middle of the turn to use them. The idiots of the world.The point of blinkers is to let all the other drivers know that you are turning so they can merge better by knowing what you intend to do. I guess you have to be a genius to figure that out or eother you are a very inconsiderate idiot. I know this is a wasted and useless post but i felt the need to let these idiots know that they are idiots. And what reason, other than being an idiot can you possibly use for not clearing the snow off of the biggest window on your car? You want to live dangerously? Maybe you are a thrill seeker, i really think that no matter what you answer the real answer is you are an idiot.Best online background check less than $10 a year.
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Another Awesome Free Wallpaper, Lightning strikes.
2008-02-03 07:46:00
This is another free wallpaper for your desktop. If you want to use it just save the actually picture and then right click it and hit "set as desktop" thats all. And FYI i was always spiritual and still am so don't even trip.Best online background check
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The-inbreeding-explanation, the state of race in america.
2008-01-31 02:49:00
This is taken from a book i found supremely interesting, do not email me. Comments at bottom.I have always been an optimist about most things. When I was young we were pretty poor. I remember a few meals with no meat, but not many. When I say poor I say it understanding allot more than I did when I was young. I understand for instance that if I lived in coa-coa paloo or some other poor place that has a late night charity commercial, I'd wish for my America n poverty then, right? I understand that. I also understand that in those countries my american position no matter how poor, would be a comeup, I get that. But tell me this, this is what I don't understand. How can anyone, see the stories on the news about blacks living and dying in the ghetto, and just write it off as inbreeding? Yes, I said inbreeding. There actually are rumors in the You Whited State s Part of America. When they see the news with the killing and the going to jail and the dope, they see a result of inbreeding. W...
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Proof that Barrack Obama is not the “black” candidate.
2008-01-29 20:02:00
Since I first heard that Barrack Obama was running for president I have been torn. I just can’t get the doubt out of my mind that he has ulterior motives. I see him and I think that he looks very presidential, he makes good speeches and just plain seems presidential. All of that is fine and dandy, he kind of grows on you. But what I can’t figure out is this: If he is really a black man running for president, how come no one has made any “running for president” jokes? Where are all the threats and racism? If Obama was really black like me, wouldn’t at least somebody hate his black _ss just for being black? I am not sure I trust a Blackman all white folks like, yaknowwhatimean?I remember when Jesse Jackson ran for president, all I ever heard was the old if he wins they (white people) are going to be constantly trying to assassinate him. That’s what the whole running for president joke was about. Jesse was not going to be able to stand in one place for long if he won. Now a...
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Is Bono one of those things that black people don't get?
2008-01-27 03:57:00
If put to torture and asked to name one song that U2 or Bono has ever made... I would be one dead ace neeegra. I get that he is famous and all that but he is only famous to me because i keep seeing him on television being treated like he uber famous. I guess its a white phenomenon, i have yet to hear a u2 song in the hood. Most of the super famous white bands will get some play in the hood occasionally. To be perfectly honest i thought for a time that Bono was Robin Williams in rock star form. Tell me they don't look the same.Best online background check
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The secret sexy hollywood African American Dress Fillers.
2008-01-26 10:13:00
Ok, i always say that bernie mack got the finest wife on television, at least body wise. I am not talking about Hollywood fine, i am talking about "regular inner city" black girl fine. In hollyweird they only have one type, skinny little perfect things, in the hood any type can be fine. We have big fine women and small little fine women and all the sizes in between. We got fabulous down pact and all sizes are welcome to enter. In hollyweird, if you ate this morning you cannot call yourself sexy, basically.On that note i have to say that Bernie Mac Show wife "Kellita Smith" is just all kind of ghetto sexy. They don't make that up there in hollyweird, thats old school sexy right there. I sometimes watch the Shows i have already seen just to catch a glimpse of her leaving a room, mommi got back. Speaking of back......I found a picture of eryka Badu that just make me look at her different, her body is retarded. That was so unexpected when i saw it that i thought it had to be somebody e...
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Free cool screen saver that i thought somebody would want.
2008-01-18 08:52:00
I don't even know if this is a screen saver or not, i right-clicked it and pressed save or something to get it, but i use it for a screen saver anyway. Somebody somewhere will probably send me an email telling me to cease ans disisst from giving away their property. But until that day you can use it for free, it really looks good and you find something new everyday when you look at it. It makes you think when the picture is huge on your desktop. I am not trying to offend anybody with this screen savers message, but online like i am i am sure that i will. I don't care enough to even try to figure out how to address whatever it is i have supposedly done wrong so i'll put a period right here and ignore it. If you want to see it just click it. If after clicking it you decide you want to see it in full effect, just right click the picture and save it and set it as your desktop. And you have to admit that jehovaholic feels good when you say it. and its a cool word. I am going to be tel...
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New York Man kills landlord and dumps him in a cesspool.
2008-01-17 01:23:00
If this story don't win the "I hate my landlord contest, i don't know what does.A body found in a backyard cesspool in Mastic Beach has been identified as that of a man who has been missing for nearly 19 months, and a former tenant was charged on Tuesday with murder in the death, a Suffolk County police detective said. The tenant, Jaime Rosario, 38, a nursery worker from Center Moriches, pleaded not guilty to a charge of second-degree murder and was ordered held without bail at his arraignment in Suffolk County's First District Court. Mr. Rosario had been renting a room for $100 a week from the victim, Nicolo Caietta, 59, in his Mastic Beach home, Detective Sgt. Edward Fandrey said. He said Mr. Rosario was accused of beating Mr. Caietta to death with a baseball bat in May 2006, dumping his body in the cesspool and stealing $800 that Mr. Caietta had withdrawn from the bank to buy a counterfeit driver's license. The body was found on Saturday when officers excavated the cesspool b...
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