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More Funny Vintage Ads ? Baby Edition
2009-09-16 04:59:00 SayNoToCrack has featured funny old ads before, but this batch is a little different. While the world was still advertising cigarettes, tape worms, and spousal abuse in its popular magazines, what kind of marketing was there for the babies? Terrifying marketing, that’s what kind. Babies are belligerent, messy, loud, and incoherent on the best ... More About: Funny , Baby , Vintage , Edition
One of these things is not like the other thing?
2009-09-14 20:25:00 Back a few years ago a game called Guitar Hero was released and thousands of music hipsters and video game nerds united to the sound of tiny plastic guitar buttons clicking away. Since then, the company that created the game, Harmonix, has split away and invented Rock Band, which is the same, but with a whole ... More About: Videos , Things , Thing
Oh no what is this
2009-09-04 03:13:00 I’m sick you guys. I don’t know if it’s the swine flu or what; I’ve got no insurance right now so I’m just hanging out here with my grapefruit, thinking about health. Grapefruit grapefruit. So I’m wondering what new sizes my lymph nodes will swell to next, and wandering around the internet. ...
Visitor from Beyond?
2009-08-31 03:57:00 Ghost Video! The tragic death of the King of Pop has been given quite a bit of airtime this summer. I’m honestly not surprised when I find out old MJ is still getting his face onscreen even now… Related Posts:No results. More About: Videos , Visitor
Yet another advance that will ruin me
2009-08-19 18:26:00 I’m not good at cellphones. I just am not. I’m mean to them, and I frequently keep them in pockets they apparently hate, judging by their constant attempts to jump out of them and into giant puddles and concrete floors. I’ve resigned myself to keeping only “old person” cell phones - the ... More About: News , Ruin
Building a House of Bricks
2009-08-13 22:53:00 People nowadays seem obsessed with toys and games. I now know more people who can 5-star expert on Guitar Hero than can play 3 chords on a guitar, am friends with a man who battles for his life with foam swords on the weekend, and can myself frequently be found having tea with my ... More About: News , House , Building , A House , Bricks
Breakin? it Down: All American Rejects
2009-08-11 03:29:00 It’s been a while since I’ve done one of these and in the past I’ve been accused of not picking on the mainstream enough, so here you go. I work at a factory these days, and at that factory there are three radio stations we rotate through: country, classic, and top 40. ... More About: Original , American , All-American Rejects , Breakin
5 Cool Video Remixes
2009-07-22 00:27:00 Some people, when they watch a commercial or movie or video clip, see a commercial, or a movie, or a video clip. Others, however, see music. Weird, weird, techno music. I have to admire the effort and skill these people put into this eccentric hobby, so here are my top favorite video remixes on ... More About: Video , Videos , Cool , Remixes
This cannot be real
2009-07-11 00:23:00 What is this. It can’t be a genuine commercial: I’m so confused. What…furniture…why? I think the best part is the two skinny geek-looking guys singing so enthusiastically about the REEEED House! Or possibly the stunning performances by the actors. It’s like watching kids read cue-cards. “I am white. And ... More About: Videos , Real
Happy Independance Day!
2009-07-03 23:02:00 To celebrate the 4th of July - America’s Independence Day - I’ve assembled a list of my favorite firework videos that have been uploaded to the internet. You know what makes great revenge? Scaring the crap out of someone holding a gun. Yep, that’s a wholesome prank. But not quite as safety-conscious as ... More About: Videos , Happy
Just Call Me the Duck Saver
2009-06-09 23:43:00 I know it’s been a while since I posted last, but in the last month I’ve graduated, moved, got my old temporary summer job back, started sending out resumes, and became a SUPER HERO TO DUCKS WORLDWIDE. Let me tell you a tale, my friends. A tale of selfless heroism, cuteness beyond reason, and the ... More About: News , Original , Call , Duck
?I thought I was gonna get an All-Star?
2009-05-16 19:07:00 After spending time working in a restaurant, this story simply does not surprise me. It is, however, hilarious for a handful of reasons. First, the fight broke out at a Waffle-House. Second, it’s because the customers wanted to pay for their food. Third, a waffle was actually thrown aggressively. Fourth, I really ... More About: News , All Star , Star , Thought , Gonna
Ta-Da!
2009-04-30 22:23:00 I know that I’ve been posting a lot of videos lately, but this one is special, it was made by me (and about twenty-three others)! Remember those trailers I showed you all back a while ago? Well the movies those trailers were promoting is now available online, at Youtube (and hopefully, more sites soon)! ... More About: Videos , Original
World?s Largest Cheeto
2009-04-25 01:32:00 I’m told this is a video of a man eating the world’s largest cheeto. World ’s Largest Cheeto and the Optimus Maximus from Gizmodo on Vimeo. Weird though. All I can see is the World’s Biggest Ham. Zing. Related Posts:No results. More About: Videos
Caption Contest - Winners!
2009-03-04 05:52:00 Well, here is our image and the winning caption: ??And a 6.8 from the Spanish Judge.? That was from Brian O.! Congrats! The SNTC’s Editor’s Favorite was: ?This is how God plays darts.? By Drew. And the winner of the coveted I-showed-up-late-but-at-least-I-was-hilar ious Award goes to Timbotron for “Two words: Ground Beef” Thanks everyone who submitted, everyone who ... More About: Contest , Winners , Caption
And while you?re voting?
2009-02-28 23:22:00 While you guys are voting it up over at the caption contest, I thought you’d appreciate this moving picture to entertain you: This is made by the same people who created the VAMPIRES trailer a while back. Vampires then zombies. Mummies next I guess? Related Posts:No results. More About: Videos , Voting
Let?s Vote!
2009-02-23 18:48:00 You guys have been inspired! This caption contest has some of the best submissions I’ve seen in a while - great job everyone who has contributed! Once again, here is the image: And here are your captions: 1. DoubleAC: “Fernando immediately regretted saying the words ?step it up? to Benny the Breakdancing Bull.” 2. Drew: ... More About: Contest , Vote
C-C-C-CAPTION CONTEST!
2009-02-18 06:52:00 It’s been so long since we’ve had one! Time for the good readers of SNTC to put on their comedy caps and see whose funny caption for the following image reigns supreme over the rest: I think this one is pretty much filled with potential. Once a good number of submissions have been, ah, ... More About: Contest , Caption
Horsing Around, College Style
2009-02-13 17:51:00 My internship asked me to make some viral videos featuring students from my university. Now…you know as well as I do that it’s pretty impossible to actually purposefully make a viral video. Viral videos are viral because they are total accidents. However, I think mine turned out fun at least, and so ... More About: Videos , College , Original , Style
Man Breaks World?s Most Pathetic Record
2009-02-10 20:49:00 …His own. This man decided to make history in the most depressing way he could. He sat in front of his television for 72 hours. 72. That’s a long time. That’s three solid days. Not what this guy was doing But that’s not the kicker! The kicker isn’t that a man ... More About: News , World , Record , Breaks , Pathetic
Well that fizzled to bits.
2009-02-03 10:39:00 I woke up yesterday morning with a song in my heart and an ambition on my mind; to document my day for your amusement. I figured, surely I must be up to something interesting today, right? You want to know how I spent my whole day yesterday? What should have been an hour’s project, tops, consumed ... More About: Videos , Cartoon , Bits
A not-so-big Reveal
2009-02-02 06:44:00 Well, the secret of February 1st was Hourly Comic Day! I was going to participate in hourly comic day and post the results for you tomorrow, February 2nd, right here at SayNoToCrack! But, wouldn’t you know it, I’d be sick all day and that would be the most boring 24 hours of comics ...
SNTC?s Guide to Being Happier, Chapter 2
2009-01-29 20:15:00 How to Make Yourself Happier with TV TV is another one of those media that permeate our entire existence. How can we get along with TV and maintain a happy life? Step 1: Stop watching TV Haha, no but seriously. …you’re not going to stop, are you. Fine then! Step 1 alternate: Stop watching so ... More About: Guide , Chapter , Chapter 2
Quick Intermission
2009-01-26 20:26:00 I was going to continue the Guide to Happiness today - instead I will do so tomorrow and entertain you today with this. How do I know Lolcats have jumped the shark? They have there very own terrifying music video. Enjoy your nightmares. Thanks, rathergood.com. Related Posts:No results. More About: Quick
SayNoToCrack?s guide to Being Happier
2009-01-25 11:28:00 I thought I might write a SNTC guide to Winter, just as I wrote the Summer Guide so many months ago, but I changed my mind. The Winter guide may arrive, but there’s really not a great deal to do in the winter but be cold and miserable. So, I thought instead it ... More About: Happier
How Behind the Times am I?
2009-01-23 04:14:00 Alright, alright, alright. After the first week of school, I only just now got my schedule all taken care of. I know, I know, apparently nobody on campus likes to do things like answer phones or be clear on the rules. College kids - have a good advisor. Mine saved my butt today ... More About: Videos , Times , The Times
VAMPIRES
2009-01-20 08:45:00 Today is the first day of the new semester for me. Hopefully in the next 24 hours I’ll be able to unveil that new feature I’ve been talking about trying out. Right now I’m just worried about classes; specifically the kinds of classes that will have me busy from 10 this morning to ... More About: Videos , Vampires
4 Games I Can?t Believe People Play
2009-01-17 04:41:00 This is the internet. Many people will try to sell it up as an information highway, a new bridge in communications, a revolutionization of media. But we know it’s purpose is to distract us from doing anything remotely productive. Yet…sometimes…I just wonder, with all the games in the world available at our fingertips, why ... More About: People , Games , Play
Top Blog posts
2009-01-14 14:04:00 As voted by the Blog gers. It’s looking like New Feature won’t be up until Tuesday (I have this sinking feeling this is a lot of buildup for something mediocre, but there’s really nothing I can do til I get to my desktop back on campus). In the meantime, however, here’s a link I’ve ... More About: Posts
$540 let loose into the ocean.
More articles from this author:2009-01-12 03:01:00 While I prepare the new feature for presentation here (equipment issues- c’est la vie), here’s a most interesting bit of odd news… A seafood restaurant in New York City recently released a lobster whose estimated age would make it older than Sherlock Holmes, apparently solely for the reason that it was really old. Now, forgive me, but ... More About: Ocean 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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