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And the Best (Worst?) Contender is?
2007-12-21 18:27:00 A tie! Congratulations, CheeseDuck and lila: you two, should a fight break out, could take out 31 attacking 5-year-olds each. Good for you! Or, you know, shame on you. In second place (also a tie): Matty J and Dan (E. - there were two Dans I think). You both could ... More About: Tender
How Many Five-Year-Olds Could YOU Take out?
2007-12-19 18:05:00 I think I ought to be more outraged that someone would make a site like this than I actually am. I want to see who can take out the most. Answer honestly. Me? I could take out 12. I don’t think that’s too bad for someone of my stature. Comment your number, and I’ll mention ... More About: Contest , Year
The Most Annoying Toy
2007-12-17 07:58:00 When Christmas shopping for the young people in your life, here are some things to consider before springing for some cool toy to stuff their stocking with. 1) Don’t buy it if it has several small, sharp parts. Test appropriateness by spilling parts on the floor and stepping on them without socks. Now imagine ... More About: Videos , Anno , Annoying
Maybe just ring the doorbell next time or something.
2007-12-15 05:13:00 So this news entry is twice ridiculous. Apparently some guy and his wife are going through a divorce, and he wanted to talk to her. Now, I don’t know whether or not he was just trying to be a reasonable guy and she was being stubbornly unreceptive…maybe he’d been trying to contact her for a ... More About: News , Time , Ring , Some
Finals: They?re over now.
2007-12-14 06:34:00 Well, it’s done now. I’m all done with finals for another semester. No more English department. I’ve decided to drop my minor because I’ve figured out that, while Communications might be seen by some as a slacker’s major, at least it isn’t English. I’ve never seen such a useless crock. ... More About: Cartoon , Musings , Finals , Over Now
They Picked a Winner
2007-12-12 16:18:00 And the winning Word of the Year is… W00t. So congrats, all you w00t voters, and no hard feelings, all you other-word voters. I’d have voted w00t myself if it was five years ago. But hey. I know I’ve been gone for a long time. But the worst of my finals is over. ... More About: Cute , Winner
Rock the Vote
2007-12-07 06:16:00 Voting is important. I’ve just recently registered to vote myself. Yes, I am a few years late. For whatever reason, nobody really bothered to teach us how to register in school - or, to be fair, perhaps I was absent that day. For young men it was a big deal to register, on ... More About: Contest , Rock , Vote
Puppy Rescue
2007-12-04 19:15:00 Sorry for not writing in so long. Finals stress is rising up around my ears and I’m FREAKING OUT OKAY. So, thought I’d stop by and share something with you that made me smile. Photojournalist Saves Puppy He saved the puppy and stayed true to his job. Now that’s what I call multitasking. Tomorrow, I will write ... More About: News , Cute , Rescue
A Whole New World.
2007-12-03 04:27:00 Broadway World is hosting a contest called “Give Us Your Voice”, where each contestant is asked to sing a song from “The Little Mermaid” in a YouTube video. The winner gets an all expenses paid trip to New York. Most of the contestants I saw were pretty decent, but then I stumbled across ... More About: Videos , Random , New World
Free time.
2007-12-01 07:36:00 Every time I mention to people that I write for a blog on the internet, someone’s bound to mention the idea that I have too much free time. I feel like this is garbage, but even if it weren’t and I was somehow awash with spare time and not begging the clock to slow down just ... More About: Videos , Time , Free
Does hair make you warmer?
2007-11-29 04:52:00 Pete Hickey is your average red blooded Canadian guy - the type of guy that Mom wants every girl to bring home for dinner: But Pete wasn’t content with just his charm and good looks - he had a burning question that had to be answered: “has anyone ever really tested [the theory that facial ... More About: Pictures , Random , Hair , Make
Saynotocrack Comic #1 - Tongue Depressor
2007-11-29 02:28:00 Yes I do hate coloring in the lines. Well, responses seemed encouraging to the idea. I’ve never done a webcomic before, and am in fact horrible at drawing and have amiddling sense of humor when I’m allowed to ramble and a very strange one when I must condense. So, comic experiment number 1. ... More About: Cartoon , Comic , Original , Tongue
Gotta dash!
2007-11-26 23:39:00 Between classes and work, I’ve pretty much totally forgotten there ever was a holiday break at all. I’m pressed for time right now even, so no time to refine and present some awesome new content for you all. But it’ll be up quickly enough, and in the mean time, here’s a video that ... More About: Videos , Musings , Japanese , Dash , Gotta
I now pronounce you?
2007-11-26 05:18:00 Man and mastiff. A superstitious man in India married a dog earlier this month in attempt to lift a curse from his life. Fifteen years ago, he stoned two dogs to death. While a dog’s wrongful death in the area where I live could result in a hefty fine/lawsuit/really bad attention, dogs in India ... More About: News , Pronounce
Happy Black Friday
2007-11-23 19:33:00 Still enjoying my break, maxin’ and relaxin’. But here’s a shout to you poor saps who get up far too early to shop for presents on this, the Black Friday . I hope none of you were subjected to this. Fun side note - I just recently learned that the day before Thanksgiving is known as black ... More About: Videos , Happy , Black Friday
I really was born.
2007-11-21 19:35:00 I’m enjoying my break from school. Sleeping in and getting little tasks done. Today I’m going to share another video with you. Not a parody, just…awesome. Born to check that mic. More About: Videos
Surrealism in Stickmen
2007-11-20 02:46:00 I guess these aren’t technically stick figures, but they’re only one or two steps up. The cartoon is “Pictures for Sad Children.” Not sure if it’s appropriate for sad children, but it is an interesting find. I still can’t quite figure out what this cartoon is about, but I’m willing to follow along with ... More About: Cartoon , Tick
Such an Idiot.
2007-11-18 23:33:00 Star Wars is one of those amazing things that doesn’t get old. References to it in movies, television shows, jokes, and parodies are still funny somehow. This doesn’t usually happen; for instance, if I told you a Matrix joke right now, or a Finding Nemo parody or something, it’d be completely lame. ... More About: Videos , Idiot
Give me the money or I?ll pump you full of?
2007-11-17 17:23:00 …staples. Seriously? Seriously. The story is basically this: a man in Kentucky held up an ice cream store and made off with a bit of money. He was caught and arrested with no trouble, however, because his only weapon was a stapler. A stapler! Witnesses confessed they were not sure whether he ... More About: News , Money , Give , Full , Pump
Curse you, internet!
2007-11-17 07:23:00 So! It’s final assignment time! The semester’s about up, and stress is at an all time high. On the one hand, classwork intensity is reaching an all-time high, while my boss at work bears down with more and more “off the clock” projects for me to work on…my second job gives me ... More About: Internet , Curse , Musings
Language Pet Peeves
2007-11-16 02:36:00 In general, I try to be understanding of people. I know that not everyone is like me. It’s what makes the world cool. It’s what makes wacky sitcoms possible. But it’s also what makes me want to bite through a friggin plank of wood almost every darn day. I’m not a grammar ... More About: Language , Peeves , Pet Peeves
Worst Hunter, Dumbest Deer
2007-11-14 19:32:00 It’s sort of like the “what if an unstoppable force hit an immovable object” thing, except much, much more ridiculous. I have more wordy posts coming up, so don’t worry about slipping back into video world. I just can’t get over this. I love the whispered “gosh” at the end…that hunter has more restrain ... More About: Hunter , Deer
Breakin? it Down, vol. 3
2007-11-09 22:43:00 Alright, I’ve been thinking about not posting this one. I think this might be another one of those cans of worms. But let me preface this by saying: I heard this on mainstream radio. I heard this song playing loudly and proudly on mainstream radio, and thought to myself, “this is a terrible ... More About: Breakin
The Batter Blaster
2007-11-06 00:27:00 In 1899, Charles H. Duell, the head of the U.S. Patent Office, supposedly said “Everything that can be invented has been invented.” Too bad he isn’t still alive - if he was I’d be one of the first to line up at his door to give him a nice gooey shot of this: Mmmmm … ... More About: Food , Random , Blaster , Aster
I take it back.
2007-11-04 21:20:00 That one creepy guy smiling into the camera creepily? That thing? That’s not the creepiest thing on the internet. I take it back. Because of this. O sweet heavens, what is this. I just…I just……I just….It’s like….I think I’m never going to be able to sleep again. I gotta lay off the videos ... More About: Videos , Back
This was e-mailed to me
2007-11-03 06:02:00 And I thought it was really funny. It starts out as if it were a new take on an old situation, and its overall comedy value was so/so…but then…well, watch for yourself. Thanks, Ephraim, Al, and Dailymotion! More About: Videos
Happy Halloween
2007-10-31 06:16:00 I did it with pets, it’s only fair I do it with people. Searching over the internet, I’ve got my five favorite costumes for human people on Halloween . Some are old, some are not, but they’re all pretty clever or something. Geekiest: Most Consumer-Zombie-ish (Actually, I find myself wondering if this one might be technically ... More About: Random , Happy , Allo
Pumpkin time!
2007-10-30 02:09:00 So! This’ll be the second time in a row I’ve embedded a flash dealy…but, honest, I just thought this was cool and will not be making a habit out of this kind of thing. I just thought this was cool. If any of you have put off to the last second your pumpkin carving ... More About: General , Time , Pumpkin
Extreme Hangman
2007-10-29 04:01:00 A pretty gruesome game for those who wish there were a more Halloween season-appropriate word/spelling/guessing puzzle game. Just when you thought the idea of hanging a stick-man stranger for your own vocabularical shortcomings was gruesome enough. Thanks, armorgames! (warning: stick person violence and paper-and-ink gore) Personally, I think the timer is a nice stess-inducing ... More About: Random , Extreme , Trem
More than 300,000 customers
More articles from this author:2007-10-27 07:30:00 That’s what has me shaking my head and getting a bit nervous when I look at this website. It’s an online store for all your nuclear needs: radioactive ore, nuclear lab kits, meteorites, uranium, super magnets, and so much more. For all you aspiring evil geniuses out there wondering how on earth you’re going ... More About: General , Customers 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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