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SayNoToCrack?s Top 5 Drivethru Songs
2008-02-12 07:48:00 So apparently some people have enough spare time on their hands in groups that they actually write songs and sing them. To squawk-boxes. At drivethrus. I’m a fan of fast food and a fan of music, and have always wanted a soundtrack to my life. But I don’t think I’ve taken any of ... More About: Videos , Songs , Top 10
And on a Different Note?
2008-02-08 03:49:00 I will not sully this by saying anything more. More About: Videos , Note
A Snow Update.
2008-02-06 18:01:00 Well, whoever it concerned took my suggestion seriously. After writing that letter in the last update, the temperatures where I am skyrocketed. A few days of forty and fifty degree weather melted snow so rapidly a thick fog developed. I don’t know if you have seen thick-as-soup fog over a foot or ... More About: Musings , Update , Snow
An Open Letter Concerning the Snow
2008-02-03 06:02:00 To Whom it May Concern: I would like to make it clear that I do understand that it is winter and, traditionally, winter is cold. But I would submit that this cold winter idea is archaic and unnecessary. I think it’s time for a re-vote. I think even should the public choose to ... More About: Original , Musings , Open , Letter , Snow
Coming soon?
2008-01-29 18:54:00 A post with words and a point ant quality and everything! Just taking a bit longer to assemble than I’d counted on. In the mean time, I give you not a video, but a means to amuse yourself (this…may be the reason the quality posts are taking so long). That’s right, virtual bubble ... More About: General
Desktop Defense
2008-01-25 20:03:00 Once again, while I should be doing homework and getting ready to go out and seize the day, I am trapped on my computer trying desperately to keep the creeps off my desktop. No, I’m not on drugs. Though this game is just as addictive as anything on the market. Thanks, Hand Drawn Games! More About: Cute , Desktop , General , Defense
Desktop Defense
2008-01-25 20:03:00 Once again, while I should be doing homework and getting ready to go out and seize the day, I am trapped on my computer trying desperately to keep the creeps off my desktop. No, I’m not on drugs. Though this game is just as addictive as anything on the market. Thanks, Hand Drawn Games! More About: Cute , Desktop , General , Defense
Saynotocrack: Here is your winner!
2008-01-24 19:14:00 George decides that Judo isn?t for him. –Finicky Penguin. Congratulations, Finicky Penguin! In second place: “ur anti-gravity stick?i can has it?” By Quelqoth And, tied for third: “FAIL.” By Schnitzelboi, and “‘Does it look like a penis from that angle?’” By A Funny Dud. Thanks everyone who participated! And, a shout out to ... More About: Winner
Saynotocrack: Here is your winner!
2008-01-24 19:14:00 George decides that Judo isn?t for him. –Finicky Penguin. Congratulations, Finicky Penguin! In second place: “ur anti-gravity stick?i can has it?” By Quelqoth And, tied for third: “FAIL.” By Schnitzelboi, and “‘Does it look like a penis from that angle?’” By A Funny Dud. Thanks everyone who participated! And, a shout out to ... More About: Winner
Vote for your favorite!
2008-01-22 02:21:00 Alrighty, here are the captions you submitted for our caption contest! To vote for your favorite, just post your favorite’s number in a comment! If you submitted more than one, btw, I picked the first one you submitted, to give everyone a fair chance. 1. By Vat: Hmm…I wonder what would happen if I pushed ... More About: Contest , Vote , Favorite
Vote for your favorite!
2008-01-22 02:21:00 Alrighty, here are the captions you submitted for our caption contest! To vote for your favorite, just post your favorite’s number in a comment! If you submitted more than one, btw, I picked the first one you submitted, to give everyone a fair chance. 1. By Vat: Hmm…I wonder what would happen if I pushed ... More About: Contest , Vote , Favorite
Caption Contest!
2008-01-17 21:20:00 Whee I love these things. Hopefully you have fun with this one: You know the rules, if not, here they are: Post your caption suggestion in the comments below. I’ll post them in a couple days. You vote on your favorite. I announce the winner a few days after that. Good luck and happy captioning! More About: Contest , Caption
Caption Contest!
2008-01-17 21:20:00 Whee I love these things. Hopefully you have fun with this one: You know the rules, if not, here they are: Post your caption suggestion in the comments below. I’ll post them in a couple days. You vote on your favorite. I announce the winner a few days after that. Good luck and happy captioning! More About: Contest , Caption
How to Make a Long-Distance Paper Plane
2008-01-14 16:44:00 For any of you who were jealous of the magnificent flight of the airplane last week, here’s how to make a “revolutionary” plane that will fly pretty far, assumably without a sky-scraper to help you out. Revolutionary Long -Distance Paper Plane ! - Click here for more free videos School starts again today for me. ... More About: General , Make
How to Make a Long-Distance Paper Plane
2008-01-14 16:44:00 For any of you who were jealous of the magnificent flight of the airplane last week, here’s how to make a “revolutionary” plane that will fly pretty far, assumably without a sky-scraper to help you out. Revolutionary Long -Distance Paper Plane ! - Click here for more free videos School starts again today for me. ... More About: General , Make
Oldie but Goody
2008-01-11 00:45:00 I tend to get a little tense sometimes. I tend to get easily frustrated, at people and things. It’s a cold, depressing time of year, you know? So I thought I’d post something cute and uplifting today, and I’ve scowered the internet but am completely unable to find anything that has made me smile ... More About: Videos , Animals , Goody
Oldie but Goody
2008-01-11 00:45:00 I tend to get a little tense sometimes. I tend to get easily frustrated, at people and things. It’s a cold, depressing time of year, you know? So I thought I’d post something cute and uplifting today, and I’ve scowered the internet but am completely unable to find anything that has made me smile ... More About: Videos , Animals , Goody
Nine things.
2008-01-08 07:58:00 So a friend of mine from the midwest has been considering taking some cooking courses, and to find a few in his area he thought he might use one of those engines for searching things on the great information super highway. I guess it just goes to show how horrible highways are at math. click for full-sized ... More About: General , Things
Nine things.
2008-01-08 07:58:00 So a friend of mine from the midwest has been considering taking some cooking courses, and to find a few in his area he thought he might use one of those engines for searching things on the great information super highway. I guess it just goes to show how horrible highways are at math. click for full-sized ... More About: General , Things
A trail of corncrumbs.
2008-01-07 00:37:00 I always enjoy a good laugh over those crazy stories of dumb criminals being their self-sabotaging selves, but this one is probably the best I’ve heard in a long time. She didn’t sign her name somewhere. She didn’t leave her picture. She wasn’t spotted by lots of people trying to sneak away with her ... More About: News , Trail
A trail of corncrumbs.
2008-01-07 00:37:00 I always enjoy a good laugh over those crazy stories of dumb criminals being their self-sabotaging selves, but this one is probably the best I’ve heard in a long time. She didn’t sign her name somewhere. She didn’t leave her picture. She wasn’t spotted by lots of people trying to sneak away with her ... More About: News , Trail
Paper Airplane
2008-01-04 19:05:00 This is beautiful. All my paper airplanes tend to take a sharp nose-dive seconds after take-off. The fact that this one’s entire flight was captured so beautifully is really impressive. Now I’m off to fold some paper. More About: Videos , Airplane , Paper
Paper Airplane
2008-01-04 19:05:00 This is beautiful. All my paper airplanes tend to take a sharp nose-dive seconds after take-off. The fact that this one’s entire flight was captured so beautifully is really impressive. Now I’m off to fold some paper. More About: Videos , Airplane , Paper
Top 5 Most Unfortunately Named Products
2008-01-02 18:19:00 Man, you guys. People make some weeiiird stuff sometimes…but then, often times, a perfectly ordinary and useful product is invented, only to be given the must inexplicably terrible names. Like, I can only imagine how many guys shuddered and paused a moment before purchasing… #5 The Nutbuster Man oh man. It’s just an ordinary ... More About: Products , Top 10
Top 5 Most Unfortunately Named Products
2008-01-02 18:19:00 Man, you guys. People make some weeiiird stuff sometimes…but then, often times, a perfectly ordinary and useful product is invented, only to be given the must inexplicably terrible names. Like, I can only imagine how many guys shuddered and paused a moment before purchasing… #5 The Nutbuster Man oh man. It’s just an ordinary ... More About: Products , Top 10
Breakin? it Down, Christmas style.
2007-12-31 03:22:00 Well, my happy one-week break away from home and school and everything is ended, along with Christmas which I guess doesn’t affect me as much as it does some since I don’t actually celebrate it but regardless, it’s over, and I’m relieved. As I’ve mentioned briefly in the past, I work at a small thrift store, ... More About: Original , Musings , Style , Breakin
Will I Dream, Viewers?
2007-12-29 01:01:00 I know you guys hate me for turning this into a video blog. I know. But it’s winter break and my time one minute is eaten all up and the next is…eaten all up by something different. I have, however, STUFF in store that is not video and is instead good content. Until then ... More About: Dream
Top 5 Animated Christmas Light Videos
2007-12-24 20:24:00 It’s astounding how these trends form and how much work goes into them. Seems like ever since the first video came out, everyone’s been setting their Christmas Light s to music (or sound). Here are my top five favorites: 5) THX Sound FX: 4) Carol of the Bells: 3) Toy Sack, BABY! Wow, this one. I ... More About: Videos , Animated
Merry Christmas, Moscow
2007-12-23 20:27:00 This Christmas night, the children in Moscow had better jump in bed and cover their heads and hope that nobody’s awake and out of doors, because THE WOLF-BOY MAY ATTACK. This came up in a search for “wolf boy.” I’m not really sure either. Apparently some rescuers found a boy out in the woods, freezing, hungry, and ... More About: Merry Christmas , Merry
Wiiiiiiiiiiii?*crash*
More articles from this author:2007-12-22 17:10:00 You know, I have a couple friends and family members working at different retail stores and they all have stories about people calling in at exactly opening time and asking for Wii’s. Wii’s!! Me personally? I think it’s a fad. Yeah, woo, no dumb unaccessible game controller, a everyone-friendly remot–forgive me–wiimote ... More About: Videos , Crash 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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