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I think it means something?
2008-05-07 20:57:00 Okay, you guys. Finals are finally over and I’m starting to recuperate nicely. My absence from here has been spent writing 10 page essays, researching topics, editing documentaries, and flipping right the heck out. I don’t have to do this anymore. Upon my return to SayNoToCrack, I decided to have a look through ... More About: Random , Musings
And now for the winner!
2008-05-03 06:27:00 Congratulations, Tom!‘ Woohoo! Tom! You win! HEADLINE: “Dog Trains Woman to ?Sit? On Command” Very funny. And congrats everyone, those were some awesome captions. They all cheered me up, right until I remember my life is hell until finals are over. Oh sweet heaven. Quick, try to distract yourself with this kitten ... More About: Winner
Pick your favorite!
2008-04-30 20:23:00 As a reminder, here is the photo we’ll be captioning… And here are the first 18 captions to be submitted. I think the poll we used last time was far too cluttered, so I’m going back to assigning each caption a number. Vote for your favorite by posting its number in the comments! ... More About: Contest , Pick , Favorite
Caption Contest
2008-04-28 19:27:00 Before you tell me, I’m already aware the photoshop nature of the photo. But I think it is quite appropriate for a caption contest. I know it hasn’t been that long since our last one, but finals have got me down and it always cheers me up to see the hilarious stuff you ... More About: Contest , Caption
The Laughter of Babies
2008-04-25 19:44:00 Sometimes, a joke will make a person laugh. Sometimes a funny picture or video will. Sometimes a clever song, a dramatic accident, the misfortune of others…nothing is ever guaranteed to make everyone laugh. Except for the sound of babies laughing. Try to make it through all of these videos without at least chuckling ... More About: Videos , Babies , Laughter
Miracle Herb
2008-04-22 20:27:00 I know I spend a lot of time away from you all. I don’t know what the average age/career of the Saynotocrack reader is, but here on my end, I’m a student, and it’s FINALS TIME. I’m sorry, that lacked appropriate tone, let me try again. It’s And so as my brain slowly dissolves into ... More About: Miracle , Random , Musings , Herb
A lesson in Sequels
2008-04-19 06:32:00 Remember Charlie the Unicorn? Remember how it was pretty much funny mostly if you’re in the right mood for it? There’s a sequel now. I’m so sorry. The lesson? Don’t make a sequel to something that was ok unless you originally planned on making a sequel. More About: Videos , Cartoon , Sequels , Lesson
More Crazy 911 Calls!
2008-04-18 03:43:00 And, even nicer, all condensed into a single video, and not many. More About: Videos , Crazy , Calls
Stealing Candy? Bring your Baby!
2008-04-15 19:30:00 So. A couple people decide they want to steal some candy from a candy shop after hours. They break the window and enter, fill their pockets and child’s stroller with hundreds of dollars worth of candy, then leave. Here’s where it’s worse. Remember the cornflake lady? These guys take the same route, ... More About: News , Pictures , Baby , Candy , Stealing
Happy Postaversary.
2008-04-12 04:20:00 So! One year! I’ve been posting here at SayNoToCrack for a whole year now, and I must say, it’s been a load of fun and I’m looking forward to more. Lessons I’ve learned in my year at SNTC: LOLanimals never stop being awesome to some people (like me). Apparently there are people ... More About: General , Musings , Happy
Funny PSAs
2008-04-10 20:50:00 Parody is comedy gold. Nothing is quite as funny as a well-executed satire. And there are few targets quite as fun as Public Service Announcements. Here’s a handful of my favorite PSA videos to be found on the internet. #1 -Snuggling. I like this, it’s a clever idea…they just took it waaaay ... More About: Videos , Funny
Have you seen these guys?
2008-04-07 19:57:00 Right now I’m having trouble just organizing my closet for spring cleaning. I can’t even imagine the trouble it must take for these guys to organize their events so wonderfully. Improv Everywhere has been around for a long time, so I’m not even going to pretend that this is hip and new. But it ... More About: Cute , Pranks , Guys
You should feel ashamed.
2008-04-03 20:12:00 You should. You, you person reading this. You should all be ashamed of yourselves, unless you are this guy. Shortened version? A man gets off the subway to enjoy a nice meal at his favorite diner. Suddenly a teenager with a knife demands his money. The man complies. Then, as the teen ... More About: News , Feel
Screams like a Girl Man
2008-04-01 05:17:00 Okay, okay, okay. I was sure that I was paranoid. I was sure it was just me. But I’ve noticed in films with anything like an action scene, there’s always that one guy…with that one girly scream…and it sounds exactly the same in every movie. In my head and to my friends, I ... More About: Videos , Girl
No?it?s a medicine, I promise!
2008-03-27 20:27:00 A Texas man is under arrest for selling alcohol under the guise of it being a medicinal tonic…it’s life-healing benefits, however, might be contested by the dead rattlesnakes preserved in every bottle. Unfortunately, medicine, beverage, or crazy snake potion, it’s not legal to sell alcohol without a license. + = $$$ It’s a brilliant ... More About: News , Medicine , Promise
Emergency Call Hilarity
2008-03-25 07:43:00 Sometimes, you are faced with an emergency. Things are looking bad, and there’s only one number you can think to call. The emergency hotline, for these people, 911. Just a nice insight into the world of subjectivity, and what some people consider qualifies as an “emergency.” I didn’t mean the police! …But this isn’t ... More About: Videos , Call , Emergency
And the winner is?
2008-03-22 06:10:00 ProfessorTom! Congratulations! Here’s the picture and his winning caption: “When the regular Physics instructor failed to appear, ?Professor-in-a-Box? automatically inflated and took over the lecture.” This was a great contest. You guys all had awesome submissions. They were so good. Round of applause for you! More About: Food , Winner
Pick your winner!
2008-03-20 02:25:00 There were a lot of great captions this time around. Pick your favorite now! Winner announcement happens after voting! Here’s the picture: Which Caption is the Best? "Before he became an artist, M. C. Escher was a geometry teacher." - Trevor J ?My legs don?t match my hips. Man I suck at Phototshop"- Jaan Kanellis "Superman ?dat? OH!? ... More About: Contest
Caption Contest!
2008-03-18 20:55:00 Let’s go again! Caption this picture. Funniest caption wins (after voting, of course). Do your best. I’m looking forward to seeing what you guys think! More About: Contest
A Theme Song for SayNoToCrack?
2008-03-15 05:19:00 Could it be? I think it just might need some kind of honorary title. More About: Videos , Song , Theme
An Open Letter To Song Writers
2008-03-13 01:29:00 To The Writers of Song s: Hey. I’d just like to start off saying, congratulations. You do for a living what high school students everywhere fill whole notebooks with in hopes that their “deep” and “inspired” lyrics will one day make them rich, or at least cool. This, as you probably know, never works, but to be quite honest…your work isn’t much better these days. I’ve compiled a list of suggestions to help you up your game. 1. Rhymes. You should get some new ones. Invest in one of these things maybe? Here are a few rhymes that could use a few decade’s vacation: “Friend” and “End.” Yeah, yeah, friends to the end. It’s bad. Stop now. “Pain” and “Rain.” There is absolutely nothing you can add to this rhyme. “Alone” and “My own.” It’s a rhyme that relies on redundancy. You’re better than that. “Ever” and “Never.&r... More About: Open , Letter , Open Letter
We take hair seriously here.
2008-03-11 04:13:00 So I’m thinking about getting a haircut, and am looking for a good place to get it done. I know you don’t care but who’s driving this boat? That’s right. Mr. Stevenson. I’ll go up and ask him to slow down and in the mean time you can look at this. This ... More About: News , Musings , Hair
Cat of 1,000 Faces
2008-03-08 03:48:00 I know it’s been a slim week for quality updates, and to distract you let me throw a lolcats video at your face: I promise Quality, Words, and Not Videos will be here very soon. It’s been a rough midterms season. More About: Faces , Animals
Cursor 10
2008-02-29 05:08:00 Once again, I have about seven projects I should be working on but am instead focused on the internet. Don’t ask me what’s so addictive about this game, but I don’t foresee myself getting any work done tonight. Thanks, internet! More About: General , Cursor
Breakin? It Down, the You Asked For it Edition
2008-02-26 06:28:00 I’ve done a number (4 I think) of these Breakin ’ it Down articles, and I’ve consistently been harangued for one thing (though granted, less and less): I keep picking on “nice” bands and “nice” songs. Of course, when a person picks on a nice song, it must mean they listen only to evil ... More About: Original , Musings , Edition
Best. Birthday. Ever.
2008-02-24 05:28:00 I know I know, videos. They are a curse! But I think not sharing this would make me the devil. It’s a lousy time of year, spring is taking FOREVER to get here, and it seems everywhere we turn there are just spoiled brats, jerks, and morons filling up the internet. So it’s ... More About: Videos , Cute , Birthday
Don?t try this at home.
2008-02-21 05:53:00 I hate to post another “Top 5 Videos ” so soon, but this one hits me close to home. Not as nearly as close as it hits these guys coming up. I for one am just about tired of the coke-and-mentos phenomenon that has swept the universe, and so I dedicate this post to the top ... More About: Top 10 , Home
More Unfortunate Ad Placements!
2008-02-18 23:35:00 it’s always fun to go searching for these! Here are some I’d never seen before: This one just seems a bit mean. Somehow I don’t think they’ll be getting the message intended… Yuck. Not so much unfortunate ad placement as…unfortunate mud placement. Oh, now…that’s just not right. Sometimes I wonder if a portion of resources should be removed ...
I?m Sorry, We Don?t Accept Meth Here.
More articles from this author:2008-02-13 21:09:00 I’m not exactly sure what kind of savings account this woman thought she had, but it turns out that banks specialize in money, not illegal, addictive drugs. Apparently a woman went to make a deposit in an ATM and submitted an envelope of money, as well as a bag of meth. How many ... More About: News , Accept 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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