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Top 5 Songs Based on a Fictional Character
2008-10-03 05:04:00 Sometimes a writer is inspired enough to create an interesting, timeless, and lovable character to win the hearts of readers everywhere. And then sometimes that character inspires a song-writer to pay musical tribute. Here are my top favorite songs based on famous fictional characters. 5) Fett’s Vette Not being a very hard-core Star Wars fan, however, ... More About: Songs , Top 10 , Character
Top 5 Songs Based on a Fictional Character
2008-10-03 05:04:00 Sometimes a writer is inspired enough to create an interesting, timeless, and lovable character to win the hearts of readers everywhere. And then sometimes that character inspires a song-writer to pay musical tribute. Here are my top favorite songs based on famous fictional characters. 5) Fett’s Vette Not being a very hard-core Star Wars fan, however, ... More About: Songs , Top 10 , Character
Top 5 Songs Based on a Fictional Character
2008-10-03 05:04:00 Sometimes a writer is inspired enough to create an interesting, timeless, and lovable character to win the hearts of readers everywhere. And then sometimes that character inspires a song-writer to pay musical tribute. Here are my top favorite songs based on famous fictional characters. 5) Fett’s Vette Not being a very hard-core Star Wars fan, however, ... More About: Songs , Top 10 , Character
Taste Tripping
2008-09-29 06:50:00 So there’s been a lot of hype about those one fruits. Those miracle fruit things, right? They’re supposed to turn sour and bitter things sweet. How, you ask? I’m not sure, but my money’s on magic. Anyhow, there was a time when Martha was yapping about it, and people made ... More About: Food , Taste
Taste Tripping
2008-09-29 06:50:00 So there’s been a lot of hype about those one fruits. Those miracle fruit things, right? They’re supposed to turn sour and bitter things sweet. How, you ask? I’m not sure, but my money’s on magic. Anyhow, there was a time when Martha was yapping about it, and people made ... More About: Food , Taste
Taste Tripping
2008-09-29 06:50:00 So there’s been a lot of hype about those one fruits. Those miracle fruit things, right? They’re supposed to turn sour and bitter things sweet. How, you ask? I’m not sure, but my money’s on magic. Anyhow, there was a time when Martha was yapping about it, and people made ... More About: Food , Taste
Get Your Condensation
2008-09-23 21:28:00 It’s a real phenomenon. No matter how serious the movie, no matter how long the book, somehow it becomes hilarious when some parodist condenses it way too short. Here are some of my favorite places on the internet to go for your shrunken story madness… I may have mentioned Angry Alien before on this site, but ... More About: Random
Get Your Condensation
2008-09-23 21:28:00 It’s a real phenomenon. No matter how serious the movie, no matter how long the book, somehow it becomes hilarious when some parodist condenses it way too short. Here are some of my favorite places on the internet to go for your shrunken story madness… I may have mentioned Angry Alien before on this site, but ... More About: Random
Introducing FoolishGadgets.com
2008-09-23 18:51:00 In our daily quest to find humorous anecdotes and cool gadgets we often come across what can at best be described as “not exactly cool” or more realistically just darn foolish gadgets. They maybe foolish but they can be exceedingly amusing hence our new sister site Foolish Gadgets is born. If you want to amused ...
Introducing FoolishGadgets.com
2008-09-23 18:51:00 In our daily quest to find humorous anecdotes and cool gadgets we often come across what can at best be described as “not exactly cool” or more realistically just darn foolish gadgets. They maybe foolish but they can be exceedingly amusing hence our new sister site Foolish Gadgets is born. If you want to amused ...
A little something for the students?
2008-09-20 05:04:00 This is another video post, I know, but I couldn’t help but share it because it is an amazing thing. But I’m going to dedicate it to all of you out there who - like myself - are one of those crazy student types. For those of you with laptops, I’d like you ... More About: Students , Animals
A little something for the students?
2008-09-20 05:04:00 This is another video post, I know, but I couldn’t help but share it because it is an amazing thing. But I’m going to dedicate it to all of you out there who - like myself - are one of those crazy student types. For those of you with laptops, I’d like you ... More About: Students , Animals
Dog Calls 911
2008-09-17 05:28:00 Wow. I thought my dog was clever when she learned to sit. Sure, you see dogs like Lassie on TV jumping over fences and alerting well rescue teams, but you figure that kind of canine heroism doesn’t pop up every day. Apparently a man in Phoenix owns a dog capable of being a hero, ... More About: News , Calls
Dog Calls 911
2008-09-17 05:28:00 Wow. I thought my dog was clever when she learned to sit. Sure, you see dogs like Lassie on TV jumping over fences and alerting well rescue teams, but you figure that kind of canine heroism doesn’t pop up every day. Apparently a man in Phoenix owns a dog capable of being a hero, ... More About: News , Calls
How is this any clearer?
2008-09-14 18:15:00 Sorry for the absence lately, school and work are in full swing, so here’s one more video post before I start bringing sexy content back. It’s the follow up to that Gates and Seinfeld Microsoft commercial. It makes…well, this one has a plot, but. How is this going to make Vista stop ... More About: Celebrities
How is this any clearer?
2008-09-14 18:15:00 Sorry for the absence lately, school and work are in full swing, so here’s one more video post before I start bringing sexy content back. It’s the follow up to that Gates and Seinfeld Microsoft commercial. It makes…well, this one has a plot, but. How is this going to make Vista stop ... More About: Celebrities
What is this?
2008-09-10 21:09:00 My well-thought-out and timely update will have to wait - I need answers today. I need answers now. I’m sure you’re all familiar with the PC versus MAC ads that won’t shut up no matter how hard we wish. Well, Microsoft has answered… …sort of? What is this? It’s…well, it’s Bill Gates. And…Jerry Seinfeld ... More About: Celebrities
A most satisfying snack.
2008-09-05 19:05:00 And healthy, too! Remember how awesome Star Wars were? I mean, the originals. Sure, the new ones were pretty cool in terms of special effects mostly, but on the whole they just lacked that spark, that imagination, that wonderful sense of adventure that has created a race of fans the likes of ... More About: Random , Snack
Well, at least she learned?
2008-09-03 23:29:00 A pair of women were caught a few days ago crossing the street without using the crosswalk. When a police officer approached and began writing them a ticket, they became very upset. So, one of them decided to do the only logical thing and started to moon passing traffic. Witnesses say it looked nothing like ... More About: News , Learned
Quick! Look over there!
2008-09-02 21:29:00 So, I’m back at school and life is crowded and oh no. In fact I’ve been so busy that I– HEY LOOK YOU GUYS A KITTEN. More About: Animals , Quick , Quick Look
Heading to the beach?
2008-08-29 20:18:00 Well, school’s starting again for a lot of people out there (myself included). Before a backup of homework and projects threatens to waste the rest of your warm months, why not head to the beach? Enjoy those last few summery rays! Maybe go snorkeling, or… maybe build a sandcastle: Like this man. Or this man. Or ... More About: Beach , Random , Heading
This is your winner
2008-08-26 05:10:00 Well. You selected your winner. The image was: And the winning caption is: ?High five! Who?s Gay?? by Virginia …to which I can only respond, But honestly, congrats, Virginia, and also congratulations to Frobozz who came in a very close second with ?Uh, coach? I have to pee?nevermind.” Thanks for all the awesome submissions! More About: Winner
Remember to vote!
2008-08-22 04:45:00 …For your favorite caption here! I’ve never seen such a low submission-to-vote ratio! And here’s something interesting I thought you’d like to see after tiring yourself out with all that democracy: Free Screen Cleaner! It’s a screen cleaner, and it’s automatic! No more worrying about screen-safe cloths and all that nonsense. Just download ... More About: Animals , Vote
Choose a winner?
2008-08-20 06:19:00 It’s good old Step 2 of the caption contest. Pick your favorite! Here’s the picture: And here are your contestants: 1. Alex - “Oh my god it?s full of stars!” 2. John - ?Donut! So?close!? 3. Frobozz - “Uh, coach? I have to pee?nevermind.” 4. Schnitzelboi - “Dave Johnson, the first and only casualty of the ... More About: Contest , Winner , Choose
Olympics Caption Contest!
2008-08-16 06:41:00 I know that anything you read here has been taking away from your valuable Olympics -watching time, so here’s a caption contest in the spirit of the summer games! Caption this: I’m looking forward to what you guys think of this one. More About: Contest
I wish I was this cool as a kid.
2008-08-13 21:32:00 One thing not mentioned in the SNTC guide to summer was movies. Summer is one of the best times of year to go and waste the precious sunshine and sit in a dark crowded room in front of a giant projector and watch the latest Hollywood sequel! But hey, let’s not be too harsh on ... More About: Cute , Cool
SNTC Guide To Summer, Final Chapter
2008-08-12 03:19:00 Well, the final chapter of SayNoToCrack’s Guide to enjoying Summer is here! Chapter Last: Activities! Did you know that there are lots of Activities to take part in during the summer? There are! And with summer rapidly passing by, you’d better get right on it! Aside from picking the berries, eating the food, ... More About: General , Original , Musings
SNTC Guide To Summer, Chapter 4
2008-08-10 04:03:00 Well, after a brief break, we’re ready to resume our guide to Summer fun! Today’s chapter… Chapter 4 - Food! There are so many wonderful summer foods to try! Eat up! Plants! Now is the time to enjoy fruits and vegetables, because they’re growing like crazy! They’re green and leafy and healthy, and they…oh forget it, ... More About: General , Original , Musings , Guide
Youtube Musician Spotlight 3
2008-08-06 22:14:00 Real updates on the way. In the meantime, here is YouTube musician number 3… I want to believe this is real so much. I also want to believe that if this were a hoax, they’d have gone for broke and put in fewer wrong notes. More About: Youtube , Musician , Spotlight
Youtube Musician Spotlight 2
More articles from this author:2008-07-31 22:53:00 Computer issues being worked on. In the meantime, here is YouTube musician number 2, Cliff plays Guitar (hero). It’s like…he’s got spiders for hands. More About: Videos , Youtube , Musician , Spotlight 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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