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Explain myself.
2009-01-08 03:00:00 Karen you said you’d be back at SNTC. Why, yes I did. So what’s the deal? Well, that’s a long story…Once upon a time, there was a blogger named Karen. She was going on a long voyage across the state. But when she got there, she got herself into a car wreck! That’s lame. I know! But the ...
Happy Holidays!
2008-12-31 04:48:00 Well, it’s been a nice break. Hope you all had a nice holiday, and are looking forward to a nice new year. The stress of Christmas has come and gone this year, but that doesn’t mean we can’t look back and remember…here are some fun old vintage Christmas ads… Two ways to say “Merry ... More About: Holidays , Happy Holidays , Happy
Oh where have I been?
2008-12-23 03:55:00 It’s been a slow season for SNTC, and I’m partially to blame. But I think it’s only fair you guys get a glimpse of just what’s been keeping me away from you. I’ve spent the last year, along with about twenty-two of my peers, creating a movie -a no-budget student film- which will be making ... More About: Videos
Intelligent Debate is Impossible on the Internet, Part Final
2008-12-16 08:47:00 This last reason is probably the most obvious of them all, but it combines every reason I’ve mentioned so far. Trolls. These things are terrifying There are people out there who have little better to do with their time than pick fights on the internet. But not just fights; meaningless fights. Stupid fights. ... More About: Internet , Intelligent , Debate , Final , Part
Intelligent Debate, part 4
2008-12-11 05:04:00 What’s the fourth big reason intelligent debate is impossible on the internet? I’m sure you’ve already guessed. Anonymity. Engaging in a debate with some people on the internet? Maybe. Or maybe, you’re engaging in a debate with a single person, pretending to be some people. You know how people always joke ... More About: Intelligent , Debate , Part
Intelligent Debate, part 4
2008-12-11 05:04:00 What’s the fourth big reason intelligent debate is impossible on the internet? I’m sure you’ve already guessed. Anonymity. Engaging in a debate with some people on the internet? Maybe. Or maybe, you’re engaging in a debate with a single person, pretending to be some people. You know how people always joke ... More About: Intelligent , Debate , Part
Intelligent Debate, Part 3
2008-12-09 07:48:00 One solid reason Intelligent Debate is currently impossible can be encapsulated entirely by a single link. This single link. That was timecube.com, one of the most ridiculous and impossible reads on the internet to date. It’s sort of like that homeless person who shouts at people on the street had a baby with Geocities and they ... More About: Part , Part 3
Intelligent Debate, Part 3
2008-12-09 07:48:00 One solid reason Intelligent Debate is currently impossible can be encapsulated entirely by a single link. This single link. That was timecube.com, one of the most ridiculous and impossible reads on the internet to date. It’s sort of like that homeless person who shouts at people on the street had a baby with Geocities and they ... More About: Part , Part 3
Intelligent debate is impossible on the internet, part 2
2008-12-02 22:21:00 Hah! So! Wouldn’t you know the first time in a long time I decide to write a series, website issues lock me out of my account so “tune in tomorrow” sits there for days. No, I didn’t forget. Here’s reason two that intelligent debate is impossible on the internet… The Internet Alphabet What’s ... More About: Intelligent , Debate , Part , The Internet
Intelligent debate is impossible on the internet, part 2
2008-12-02 22:21:00 Hah! So! Wouldn’t you know the first time in a long time I decide to write a series, website issues lock me out of my account so “tune in tomorrow” sits there for days. No, I didn’t forget. Here’s reason two that intelligent debate is impossible on the internet… The Internet Alphabet What’s ... More About: Intelligent , Debate , Part , The Internet
Five reasons intelligent debate is impossible on the internet.
2008-11-25 20:46:00 The internet’s becoming like it’s own little society, but, as some have noted, it’s a society without many limits or norms. It connects people across the globe with boundless information and millions of other people. And many times, people want to share their knowledge and learn and grow with other people, through the ... More About: Internet , Intelligent , Debate , Reasons , The Internet
Five reasons intelligent debate is impossible on the internet.
2008-11-25 20:46:00 The internet’s becoming like it’s own little society, but, as some have noted, it’s a society without many limits or norms. It connects people across the globe with boundless information and millions of other people. And many times, people want to share their knowledge and learn and grow with other people, through the ... More About: Internet , Intelligent , Debate , Reasons , The Internet
Five reasons I?m glad the election?s over.
2008-11-19 23:27:00 Do you hear that? Quiet. It’s nice, isn’t it. No more polls, no more debates, no more liberal arts college students running around everywhere I look badmouthing people they’ll never meet and making fools of themselves. It’s been over long enough that even the fliers and signs are gone too. It’s over. ... More About: Election , Reasons , Glad
Five reasons I?m glad the election?s over.
2008-11-19 23:27:00 Do you hear that? Quiet. It’s nice, isn’t it. No more polls, no more debates, no more liberal arts college students running around everywhere I look badmouthing people they’ll never meet and making fools of themselves. It’s been over long enough that even the fliers and signs are gone too. It’s over. ... More About: Election , Reasons , Glad
Speed?painting?
2008-11-17 17:49:00 I always thought those big paintings of Elvis people make were cheesy, but… I mean…really now… More About: Painting , Speed
Speed?painting?
2008-11-17 17:49:00 I always thought those big paintings of Elvis people make were cheesy, but… I mean…really now… More About: Videos , Painting , Celebrities , Speed
A moment of silence.
2008-11-13 00:33:00 ..but hasn’t this whole WEEK been a moment of silence, Karen? Haha, oh burned! But seriously. Usually a comedy website is dedicated to bringing you laughs. But sometimes, the comedy must stop and the laughter subside. Those times are the times when somebody dies or something. Let us raise our glasses in memory ... More About: Moment , Silence
A moment of silence.
2008-11-13 00:33:00 ..but hasn’t this whole WEEK been a moment of silence, Karen? Haha, oh burned! But seriously. Usually a comedy website is dedicated to bringing you laughs. But sometimes, the comedy must stop and the laughter subside. Those times are the times when somebody dies or something. Let us raise our glasses in memory ... More About: Moment , Silence
And we?re back.
2008-11-07 20:06:00 Hey, all! Sorry about that hiatus there. The higher-ups explained to me that somewhere along the line something happened and it cause stuff to suck. But no matter! The site’s back up, and here’s a video that I believe encapsulates the last few weeks for me. One of the posts ... More About: Videos , Animals , Back
And we?re back.
2008-11-07 20:06:00 Hey, all! Sorry about that hiatus there. The higher-ups explained to me that somewhere along the line something happened and it cause stuff to suck. But no matter! The site’s back up, and here’s a video that I believe encapsulates the last few weeks for me. One of the posts ... More About: Videos , Animals , Back
Best Coordinating Costumes - Pets
2008-10-27 19:30:00 People are always dressing up their pets and finding new and more torturous ways to do so with every passing Halloween. But it can take true creativity to dress up multiple pets in coordinating outfits. Here are my picks for top 10 coordinating pet Halloween costumes: 5. Football Dogs! These are mannequins, so ... More About: Pets , Top 10 , Animals , Costumes
When Lunch Bites Back
2008-10-24 07:21:00 So some firefighters in Taiwan found a snake in a resident’s home - a poisonous viper - and decided to look after it like a pet. When it came time for feeding it, the snake-keepers thought that a live mouse would make a perfect treat for their viper, so in went mousey! But the mouse? ... More About: Lunch , Animals , Back
While you?re voting?
2008-10-17 04:13:00 While you guys wrap up voting on your favorite captions, I thought you should have a look and make sure you’re up-to-date on proper urinal etiquette. (Thanks, nothingtoxic.com! (beware, a less-kid-friendly site)) How’d you do? I did okay, but it’s not really anything I have to worry about. Polls will close soon…get your ... More About: Voting
While you?re voting?
2008-10-17 04:13:00 While you guys wrap up voting on your favorite captions, I thought you should have a look and make sure you’re up-to-date on proper urinal etiquette. Toilet Etiquette! *I changed this to a link because it’s so noisy and the post is very old already. (Thanks, nothingtoxic.com! (beware, a less-kid-friendly site)) How’d you do? I did ... More About: Voting
Rock the Vote!
2008-10-14 20:53:00 Good people of Say No To Crack, I give you the image that was presented as a challenge to those brave enough to caption it: It is shaping up to be a most wonderful competition. Now comes the time for voting! Here are your caption contestants: 1. By Alex: “Smeli Yuan and partner ... More About: Contest , Rock , Vote
Rock the Vote!
2008-10-14 20:53:00 Good people of Say No To Crack, I give you the image that was presented as a challenge to those brave enough to caption it: It is shaping up to be a most wonderful competition. Now comes the time for voting! Here are your caption contestants: 1. By Alex: “Smeli Yuan and partner ... More About: Contest , Rock , Vote
Rock the Vote!
2008-10-14 20:53:00 Good people of Say No To Crack, I give you the image that was presented as a challenge to those brave enough to caption it: It is shaping up to be a most wonderful competition. Now comes the time for voting! Here are your caption contestants: 1. By Alex: “Smeli Yuan and partner ... More About: Contest , Rock , Vote
New Caption Contest!
2008-10-07 22:09:00 It’s been a little while since we’ve had one of these, and I always love reading you guys’ captions. This one, I think, is a gem: Also from the Olympics. These mid-air shots get me every time. Go for it! Post your caption in the comments; winner will be picked by the ... More About: Contest , Caption
New Caption Contest!
2008-10-07 22:09:00 It’s been a little while since we’ve had one of these, and I always love reading you guys’ captions. This one, I think, is a gem: Also from the Olympics. These mid-air shots get me every time. Go for it! Post your caption in the comments; winner will be picked by the ... More About: Contest , Caption
New Caption Contest!
More articles from this author:2008-10-07 22:09:00 It’s been a little while since we’ve had one of these, and I always love reading you guys’ captions. This one, I think, is a gem: Also from the Olympics. These mid-air shots get me every time. Go for it! Post your caption in the comments; winner will be picked by the ... More About: Contest , Caption 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |




