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Bland Jive: Andrea Mitchell Verbally Fisted
2008-06-10 16:16:00
NBC promotes former South Carolina beauty queen Amy Robach to Saturday "Weekend Today" hostess. TV NewserNBC/MSNBC's Andrea Mitchell forced to apologize on-air yesterday for calling West Virginians rednecks. Redneck coal-dusted newspaper wretch: "Thank You, Andrea Mitchell, For The Ready-Made Column" Bristol Herald J. Todd Foster: "You might be a gold digger if you marry a Fed chairman older than your daddy". "Where is Walter Cronkite when you need him?" Disgusted CNN viewer on political and media whores pretending they're hip with the Obama "fist bump". CNN "A Brief History Of The Fist Bump" TIME magTIME gets away with what Fox News E.D. Hill is pounded for: likening the American hand jive with a similar Arab terrorist hand gesture. Media Matters
More About: Alan Greenspan , Today Show , Double Standards

Matthews & Olbermann: Weapons Of Mass Obstruction
2008-06-10 15:58:00
You got Fox to the right of you, MSNBC to the left, and CNN stuck in the middle with you winning the cable Tee Vee political ratings race."Get the facts from the only news channel to give you all sides. No spin. No affiliation. No agenda."On cloaking political agenda-driven blowhards Chris Matthews and Keith Olbermann as Serious Journalists, CNN honcho Jon Klein snipes: "a slippery slope."On MSNBC's musical chairs format changes: "I don't spend a lot of time thinking about or analyzing their decisions. They've tried a lot of different things over the years. They'll probably try something different next year."MSNBC newsczar Phil Griffin: "That's an outrageous statement, but it fits CNN, which is living in the past. The last two years, MSNBC has been focused and has figured out who and what it is. . . . For the first time, this is a three-way race. If he's not scared now, he better start getting scared." Matea Gold LA TimesWith Fox #1 CNN and MSNBC are engaged in a competitive e...
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CBS: Ratings Roadkill
2008-06-10 15:46:00
Bob Schieffer back in the CBS News anchor chair? "No. That is not anticipated." B&C CBS News prez Sean McManus . B&C: "You also recently weathered another spate of piranha-like media speculation about Katie Couric ?s future. At what point does this type of coverage affect your brand?"McManus: "I think the negativity has died down dramatically over the past couple of months... And I watch what Katie does every night and I would put it up there against what anybody else is doing on network and cable television right now. And if we keep doing that, the brand will be just fine. Nobody likes to read negative press..."
More About: Ratings , Bob Schieffer , Delusional

Weasel Words
2008-06-10 15:17:00
Jossip: "Now that Hillary Clinton has finally fulfilled Chris Matthews?s year-long dream of exiting the race, it?s time to make sense of all that was the 24-hour primary news cycle during the 16-month Barack v. Hillary battle." Tom Brokaw Monday morning quarterbacking his MSNBC blowhard juniors Chris Matthews and Keith Olbermann: ?...too much time and too little imagination.? On David Letterman last night pimping his BOOM! book Brokaw made phony limousine liberal Letterman squirm over his huge carbon footprint hypocrisy. NewsBustersBrokaw's successor Brian Williams washes his hands and dumps America's salvation on the new Me generation.Junior J-Man Chris Matthews pimps the new NBC talking points by reduntant repeated hectoring lectures this a.m. to MSNBC's Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski on America "self-inventing themselves" "self-creating themselves" while pimping his book and cross-promoting "Hardball". Fox News Molly Henneberg, Joe Weasel (no joke) and other young media Y...
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Keith Olbermann: Dim Gnat
2008-06-10 14:49:00
Common Complaints About Keith Olbermann : 1) Aggressive political nakedness 2) Prick up artist 3) Failing to mop up debt 4) Leaving hate lying around 5) Hogging the camera 6) Kissing his own hustle 6) Pooping in the press pool 7) Pissing on powers 8) Sex in the [Trump] Towers"Infested & Crude By Rude Gym Rats" NYP "The Post's efforts to slam Keith Olbermann are getting increasingly desperate." GawkerAs a veteran gym rat and self-styled enforcer, I'd be homicidal if I had to endure Keith Olbermann's cacophony while concentrating on my bicep curls.
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Keith Olbermann: Stop His World! He Wants To Get Off.
2008-06-05 19:30:00
Web of Deception's Joseph Culligan has unearthed everything you've always wanted to know but were afraid to ask about Keith Olbermann 's tax liens. But wait, there's more! The tax liens on Keith's live-in baby love Katy Tur's parents...
More About: Liberals , World , Hypocrisy , Stop

Amtrak Flack Attack
2008-06-05 18:37:00
Fox reporter shuffles off to DC's Union Station to do a report on train station thugs' harassment of photographers. Whaddaya think happens to him in the middle of an interview with Amtrak flack? Video
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Howard's End?
2008-06-05 17:57:00
What has Howard Stern done to himself? He looks like a cross between Larry King and Michael Jackson ... Is he deliberately trying to look butt ugly for his October wedding to Miz Beth?
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Separated At Birth: Obama's Twin
2008-06-05 17:40:00
DCRTV mailbag: CASTING CALL: "The Barack Obama Story"! One of my favorite TV shows was the police drama "Homicide: Life On the Streets", which ran on NBC from 1993 - 1999. In one extended story line, Erik Todd Dellums portrayed the Baltimore drug kingpin, Luther Mahoney. If someone ever decides to do a bio-pic of Barack Obama, I don't think they could do better than to cast Dellums in the title role. He's an incredible actor and I think he bears a remarkable resemblance to Barack! Based in Washington, DC, the 44-year-old Erik's daddy is former California Congressman Ron Dellums (now mayor of Oakland, CA). Erik's acting laundry list.He's about the same age as Obama and possesses political genes. A disclaimer: I know Erik, his mom and dad. In 1995 Erik agreed to be my sidekick on my Howard Stern Lite for chicks talk radio show - "Radio Marty" - the concept universally forpraised by male radio suits too testosterone-laced, skittish at trying something radical, and wussy to actuall...
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Hillary: "...And Your Little Dog, Too"
2008-06-05 16:58:00
Hillary's such an angry resentful shallow bitch she didn't even call Obama personally to tell him she was dropping out of the race. And she demands Obama hand her the VP? Please...Instead Obama heard it through the media grapevine. Politico Not even a Hillary Band-Aid on the gaping Dem wound.
More About: Barack Obama , Hillary , Manners

Jim Bohannon Whips Out His Bone
2008-06-05 16:13:00
Jim Bohannon blows his 'bone. Video Story: "Bad To The 'Bone "
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Kathie Lee's Vain Pain
2008-06-05 15:23:00
Michael Starr NYP: "Today" show host Kathie Lee Gifford says she and hubby Frank Gifford personally felt President Clinton's pain during the Lewinsky era - because he wrote them heartfelt letters describing his agony. "We have letters from Bill Clinton written at the White House that would break your heart. Written to us," Gifford tells the July issue of Ladies Home Journal. "Letters that will never be seen. They're in our safe." And pray they stay there... It's incomprehensible that Bill put his "angst" in writing to media whore Kathie Lee?
More About: Pain , Hype , Adultery , Today Show

CNN Cops Tuesday's Primary Ratings Crown
2008-06-05 14:56:00
Lisa de Moraes Wash Post: CNN clocked more than 3.5 million viewers in prime time. That's a 34 percent lead over MSNBC's more than 2.5 million viewers. It's also a 47 percent advantage over Fox News Channel's prime-time crowd of 2.4 million viewers.Yes, it appears MSNBC edged out FNC in prime time Tuesday. "Many journalists despise TV news. They hate watching it, they hate producing it, and, given the opportunity, they turn it off and ignore it." California professor Tee Vee news students' cable TV smackdown: "...the titillation - fear-mongering crime reports, salacious coverage of the entertainment industries, reporters and anchor people glammed up to look like models. And when TV reports covered more serious issues, including politics, they result as little more than propaganda - talking points served up from two sides, with no analysis testing the claims, beyond petty insults. The broadcast majors among them expressed their revulsion at moving into an industry where "good te...
More About: Cops , Ratings , Primary , Cable News

Switch Hitters
2008-06-05 14:29:00
"There are delegates, super-delegates, pledged delegates, lemon-pledged delegates and of course, farmer-in-the-delegates" - Jimmy Kimmel on the Democratic party's nominating process. And switching delegates. "If You Remember The '70s, You Weren't Wearing Anything" Linda Stasi NYP Richard Huff NYDN "Borrowing a Cup of Sugar (and Maybe a Spouse)" Alessandra Stanley NYTTom Shales Wash Post: "The very first scene... is a fake-out involving what appears to be an act of oral sex, and... is punctuated with horseplay, bi-play and foreplay."Like presidential campaigns...
More About: Switch , Adultery

Michelle, Ma Belle
2008-06-05 14:03:00
ABC's "The View " pimps itself as "an integral stop on the campaign trail" in trumpeting media's presumptive First Lady Michelle Obama's guest hosting gig June 18th: On Senator Obama's recent appearance on The View, he told the ladies that Michelle should appear on the show because she'd "really dish the dirt." Well now it's happening! She's making her first appearance ever on The View. [First? NYP claims Miz Michelle hosted last December 5th] And since her husband has said he has the votes to be the first African-American Democratic Presidential nominee, we're sure there will be a lot to discuss! This is just another example of how The View is an integral stop on the campaign trail. This season, many of the major campaign front-runners have appeared on the show--including Hillary Clinton, John McCain, Cindy McCain and Barack Obama . The New York Times recently wrote, "For politicians, The View on ABC is a halfway house in between a CNN interrogation and the razzing of The Dai...
More About: Barbara Walters , C News , Belle

E-Nail
2008-06-05 13:56:00
Page Six bites the hand that feeds it in: Was dethroned Philadelphia newsgal Alycia Lane the target of a diabolical plot by her former co-anchor to destroy her career? That bizarre scenario seems possible, say pals of the dark-haired beauty. It's popped up now that Emmy-winner Larry Mendte of CBS affiliate KYW-TV has been booted off the air because of an FBI probe. Last month, the feds seized Mendte's computer to determine if he was the person who hacked into Lane's private e-mail hundreds of times, then anonymously dished gossip to Page Six and Philadelphia media via an untraceable e-mail account, sources told us. "Larry has been jealous of Alycia's success since she brought the ratings from third place to first. She got all the credit and his ego couldn't handle it," a TV insider said. "Larry worked hard to take Alycia down . . . Now he'll get what he deserves. Sure, this is a competitive industry filled with big egos, but [this] is downright creepy." Creepy enough to get NB...
More About: Crime , Bizarre , Today Show , Hell Hath No Fury

Scarborough Lair
2008-06-05 13:33:00
NBC czar Jeff Zucker zaps MSNBC's Joe Scarborough as a "space filler". Like the Academy Awards no-name seat fillers for stars' cocaine breaks. Well, what Zucker REALLY said in a puffy Jacques Steinberg NYT piece today: ?It?s probably a little unfair to call Joe a ?space filler''. The three hours of hard-core political chat (often laced with humor) that Mr. Scarborough and his co-hosts, Mika Brzezinski and Willie Geist, put on each day is unlike anything else on morning television. Little wonder that every major presidential candidate has made at least one stop at Mr. Scarborough?s desk since fall ? including Hillary Rodham Clinton, whose husband Mr. Scarborough voted to impeach ? and that throughout the broadcast Mr. Scarborough?s Blackberry continuously vibrates with e-mail messages from the candidates? surrogates. [Sending a Chris Matthews thrill up Joe's third leg?]?Scarborough is a crazy right-winger, and Mika?s in the bag for Obama,? said Jay Dunn, an adviser to [Terry] Mc...
More About: Media Bias , Keith Olbermann , Tom Brokaw

"At Last, Hill Freezes Over"
2008-06-05 12:49:00
Headline of the week. NYP This headline would be really hilarious if we were talking about the other Clinton: "Clinton Pullout Likely Saturday" Wash Post "Stick a fork in Hill ary Clinton - no, use a stake instead." Thomas DeFrank NYDN "Exit, Sort of" Wash Post "She Could Accept Losing. She Could Not Accept Quitting" Wash Post NYDN "Clinton To End Bid And Support Obama" Adam Nagourney NYT"Hillary talked her way out of the vice presidency on Tuesday night. Barack Obama may never have intended to make her the offer. But Clinton's largely self-focused non-concession speech suggested that what some call a dream ticket could turn into a nightmare." E.J. Dionne Wash Post"Clinton was horning in on the climax to Obama's amazing political feat. Worse yet, she was going public on a vice presidential bid she knows Obama does not want to offer." Robert Novak Wash PostI'm reminded of the old Hollywood line: "Who do I have to f**k to get in this picture?" If you take the word figuratively rathe...

Too Frank Eubanks
2008-06-05 01:10:00
Hollywood is retooling two more Chuck Barris game show blasts from the past: "The Newlywed Game" and "The Dating Game". Hollywood Reporter Bob Eubanks is still a 6' 7" hottie at 70 or 71, depending on who you believe (born the same day as me - January 8 - and we both hail from Michigan) and is hip to MySpace. Dear Bob: May I be so presumptuous as to suggest some judicious edits on your MySpace "General" interests? You write: I remember once, on The Newlywed Game, there was this woman that would knock your socks right off. I mean she was a knockout! Anyhow, before the show I offered to give her a "private" guided tour... if you know what I mean. By "private", I mean just the two of us and by "guided tour", I mean of my penis. Well, I don't think I have to tell you what happened next. Let's just say the strangest place she made whoopie was no longer in the back seat of her husband's 72' Gremlin.P.S. Bob, if I started blabbing all my 40 years of escapades to a global audience I'd ...
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Jay Leno Sucks Up To Gays
2008-06-05 00:46:00
Jay Leno puts his mouth where his dick isn't. Jay appears at a California gay marriage rally tomorrow. Queerty Gays aren't thrilled with Jay's gay jabs. Jay's sliding his oral blade back into the sheath...
More About: Jay Leno , Sucks , Tonight Show

Disarray & The Un-Americans
2008-06-05 00:28:00
"This magic moment. Will last forever (this magic moment) Forever 'til the end of time (magic) Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh (magic) Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh (magic) Oh-oh-oh-oh (moment) Oh-oh-oh-oh (magic) Oh-oh-oh-oh (magic)Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (magic) Oh-oh-oh-oh (moment)Magic, oh-oh-oh Magic, oh-oh-oh Magic, oh-oh-oh (moment)" Chris Matthews so blinded tonight by the thrill up his leg he verbally ejaculated for joy at Obama's "magic moment" minimizing real news of Obama's Chicago sleazoid bag man Tony Rezko's fraud and money-laundering conviction. Matthews (the aural and visual equivalent of Spam-a-lot) was humming "Camelot." NewsBustersThe escalating internecine warfare between NBC aces and MSNBC towelheads requires a UN resolution and Camp David peace talks...
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David Letterman's Limp Dick
2008-06-05 00:20:00
David Letterman's new "comedy" crack at Dick Cheney falls flat. "Dick Cheney. Comedy Genius" Huff Post vid Grade D. For Dick-Less. The best crack I've ever heard about a Dick was Nixon during the 1972 presidential election: "You don't change dicks in the middle of a screw. Vote for Nixon in '72."
More About: Video , David Letterman , David , Richard Nixon

Brokaw Busts Gasbag Olbermann
2008-06-04 23:55:00
Did you see the Tom Brokaw smackdown of Keith Olbermann during MSNBC's political blab-a-thon last night? If you blinked you would've missed it. Olbermann blurted something negative about Hillary and Real Newsman Brokaw - visibly irritated - jumped down the fire-ready-aim blowhard. But NewsBusters was on the ball: Shortly before 8:00 p.m., after Brokaw finished describing what he called the "very strong credentials" and "remarkable stories" of Barack Obama and John McCain, Olbermann chimed in: "And a third one trying to shoe-horn her way into those, the coverage of the first two." After flashing for a moment a disapproving frown, Brokaw chided Olbermann for disrepecting Clinton: "Well, I think that's unfair, Keith. I don't think she shoe-horned her way in." Brokaw then went on to recount her electoral accomplishments, contending that she "will have some real bargaining power" on behalf of blue-collar workers and women.

Heavy Lifting
2008-06-04 21:08:00
Now that the New York Times is starting an etiquette column conveniently written by a lawyer, etiquette this: "The Case Of The Purloined Piece"."The Complete Guide To Stealing News Stories" GawkerNewspapers Direct competitor: "In a story first reported by the LA Times, scientists have confirmed that Scott McClellan is an android."Others: "Scott McClellan is an android, scientists confirmed today." MagazinesDirect competitor: "Is your kid drinking Lysol to get 'high?' It's a phenomenon that's been reported by Time and others, but...."Others: "Your child may be drinking Lysol right this minute. To get high!"Blogs Direct competitor: "Hipsters eat magic fruit, then eat each other. [Curbed]"Others: "Crazy Williamsburg hipsters are berry-munching madmen?with a taste for flesh!" Television Direct competitor: "CBS News has reported that Hillary Clinton is dropping out and joining a nunnery."Others: "Rumors have emerged that Hillary Clinton may be dropping out to join a nunnery."
More About: Plagiarism , Heavy , Gawker Media , Lifting

Brian Bags Barack
2008-06-04 21:04:00
Brian Williams interviews Barack Obama tonight on what Fox & Friends Steve Doocy branded the "National Barack Company" this a.m.
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I Like "Em Big and Stupid
2008-06-04 20:59:00
Perils of live Tee Vee! TV news reporterbabe headlocked by wrestler. "I love you, baby!"
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Keith Olbermann: Why Is He Still Single?
2008-06-04 20:32:00
"I like to watch the body language." Fox News Alisyn Cammerota on the tension between Keith Olbermann and Chris Matthews. Johnny Dollar's Place"Tim Russert's taking orders from Keith Olbermann... He is essentially Keith Olbermann's poodle." Steve Doocy. Steve, I doubt that. Gretchen Carlson: "The other night he called me stupid... I'd like to know why he's still single." Gretchen went to Stanford. Why is he single at 48? Olbermann's still 16. Emotionally. Stunted big time. Puerile South Park behavior for all to marvel at on "Countdown." Why else is his live-in love only 24? MNSBC's in-house organ, TV Newser, posted an answer this a.m. to Gretchen's question hyping Olbermann's stellar education at Cornell after graduating from high school at 16. Doocy feigned stalking off the set after his rant claiming he's got to "calm down."
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Aural Vex
2008-06-02 00:19:00
I'm just about to throw a Manolo Blahnik at MSNBC's Puerto Rican recap because of Norah O'Donnell. Her amazingly annoying cackle makes Hillary's wicked witch sound like a Margaret Thatcher tee-hee. Miz Norah is the Fran Drescher of Tee Vee news. The female Chris Matthews...

The Bane Of McCain Falls Mainly On The Brain
2008-06-01 23:46:00
Bush should've axed Karl Rove in Miss Covert America Valerie Plame CIA leak case. Former press flack Scott McClellan to Tim Russert on "Meet The Press." VideoMaureen Dowd NYT: McClellan did not realize the value of a favorite maxim ? ?The truth shall set you free? ? until he was hung out to dry by his bosses in the Valerie Plame affair, repeating the lies Karl Rove and Scooter Libby brazenly told him about not being the leakers. ?Clearly,? McClellan says, sounding like the breast-heaving heroine of a Victorian romance, ?I had allowed myself to be deceived.? He felt ?something fall out of me into the abyss.?It could be Pillsbury doughboy Scottie McClellan who denies John McCain the presidency. Frank Rich NYT "McCain's McClellan Nightmare": Mr. McClellan isn?t a sizzling TV personality, or, before now, a household name beyond the Beltway. His book secured no major prepublication media send-off on ?60 Minutes? or a newsmagazine cover. But if the tale of how the White House ginned up ...
More About: Books , George Bush , Dick Cheney

Democrats' Animal House
2008-06-01 18:38:00
A Hillaryista tossed out of the Dem bash yesterday. The hag's crazy, paranoid, foul, and appears drunk. A YouTube phenom in 24 hours snagging 6,668 comments.It was "Operation Chaos" inside as the Democrats sniped, swore, and sunk their own unity ship. Dana Milbank Wash Post Rush Limbaugh will be positively orgasmic on his show tomorrow."It's Barack Obama 's Party Now" AP
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